Sex needs a new metaphor.
Baseball is so yesterday.
"Getting to first base, scoring, ...if there's grass on the field play ball, etc., just don't epitomize the world we live in now.
So what does?
How about Mixed Martial Arts? It sounds sexy.
"...she tapped out when he put her in a Full Frontal Nelson."
"He had Back Control and she was ready to submit."
"Their naked Ground and Pound Game left the audience speechless with lust!"
Other MMA terms just waiting for sexual usage:
The Mount (no, really it's an MMA move) Side Control, the Sprawl, and my favorite, the Triangle.
Honorable mention: Takedown
Time for me to walk on down the road...