Feeling playful today?
Just for fun, try to guess who this poem is about.
I suspect you'll know who it is after reading the first four lines...
WHO AM I?
Some say I'm a fruitcake
on the take
A political snake
whose tweets take the cake
when it comes to being fake
My lies will give you a headache
I'm anything but opaque
I take what I can take
and I don't give others a break
I consider myself a sexy rake
responsible for many a heartbreak
and I seldom make a mistake
on the uptake
because I'm always awake
ready to seal a deal with a handshake
and a Twitter outbreak
I don't need intake
I'm too smart to partake
in an ethics earthquake
give me fake
that's all it will take
for a world remake