Trump's use of scapegoats has taken on nearly mythical proportions since he snuck into the White House on January 20th.
Lately Donny Little Hands has taken to scapegoating countries, a step up from his personal attacks against individuals.
I can tell you the U.K. doesn't appreciate Chump's claims that they helped President Obama wiretap Trump Tower.
British spy agency GCHQ issued a rare and angry denial of a "ridiculous" allegation, repeated by White House press secretary Sean Spicer, that it eavesdropped on Thump during the election campaign.
When contacted yesterday, White House officials promised not to make that false claim again and apologized to the British government.
That doesn't mean Rump won't repeat his lie. He seems to enjoy pissing off our allies like England and Germany.
At some point Lump, with Steve Bannon's guidance, is going to run out of scapegoats. Enter the zombies.
Take Bannon's apocalyptic vision for our future - tear down the government and see who survives in the aftermath. It's not too big a stretch to think the zombies will emerge from the chaos.
In that post-apocalyptic era people will be so numb that they'll believe anything. Hump's core supporters already do.
If he told them right now that zombies were undermining our intelligence agencies they'd show up with torches and fully automatic AR-15s outside the various intel agencies.
Some of Dump's opposition believe that his followers are zombies - just waiting for their master's directions.
Currently zombies are popular entertainment and grist for movies and TV shows.
Hump knows this. When the day comes and he needs new scapegoats he knows he can count on the zombies.
There's always the zombies.
Time for me to walk on down the road...