Good Day World!
While the world recoils in horror and anger over the Paris terrorist attacks, a conversation takes place in a candle lit mosque in Raqqa, Syria:
One of them is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, the leader of ISIS.
“The attacks on the French crusaders went well enough. What do you think Mohammed?”
The second man replies:
“Better than expected Caliph! Have you heard the reports coming from the United States?”
“No, tell me warrior of Islam.”
“The country is divided even more now, and their government is undermining it’s own foundations regarding immigrants!”
“Members of Congress have banned Syrian and Iraqi citizens from coming to America. I see this as just the beginning in the unraveling of their own constitution and long-held belief that they are the melting pot of the world.”
I see. Soon other refugees from around the world will be banned too. Just as I planned. The anti-refugee rhetoric will show Muslims worldwide that the infidels hate and distrust them.
“True my caliph. It will also lead to total anarchy as ethic groups already living in the USA will be forced to protect themselves from the ruling white class. Militias everywhere. Truly dark days for the great Satan!”
“It is Allah’s will. Now, go out my son and sow more discord among the crusaders to assure yourself a place in Paradise.”
Meanwhile, fear stalks America like a ravening beast as politicians fall over themselves in spewing hateful rhetoric and presidential campaign propaganda.
Time for me to walk on down the road…