How are Republican Trump supplicants like Fainting Goats?
A fainting goat is a breed of domestic goat that stiffens when startled.
Trumplican's are domestic terrorists who get startled and freeze when confronted with the truth.
A fainting goat may fall over and appear to faint. But in actuality it goes into a myotonic state
Trump worshipping minions go into a catatonic state when they see and listen to him.
Fainting goats - also called Myotonic Goats - in America have a southern origin. They were first discovered in Tennessee in the 1880s.
The majority of the followers of the Trump cult hail from southern states that fought with the Confederacy to overturn American democracy.
An interesting fact: The Myotonic Goat is very similar to the condition seen in humans which is known as Congenital Myotonia, in case you wanted to see another tie-in between the two species.
I hope this post satisfies your curiosity on this very important subject. You're invited to return when I discuss other animal species similar to Trump acolytes.