Trump Might Not Attend a World Cup Match: His Handlers Say Fans Are Being Mean

It's getting harder for Trump to attend big events anymore because Boo Birds are faithfully following his orangeness from one venue to another.

Leading up to the World Cup tournament FIFA president Gianni Infantino made up a fake award to curry Trump's favor - a so-called Peace Prize. A week later he started a war with Iran. 

There's a reason Trump hasn't gone to any soccer matches thus far despite the United States hosting the big event. Soccer fans are being mean to Donny even though he hasn't shown up at stadiums yet. 

Concern is running so high that serious questions are being raised about if Trump will even hand over the trophy at the July 19 final. This must be serious if his handlers are suggesting he pass up an opportunity to caress a trophy.

Fans from England, Scotland, Australia, and New Zealand have crafted songs that now ring out through bars before matches and reverberate around stadiums during games. There isn't a fan alive who doesn't know how fragile Trump's ego is.

So, when fan's began highlighting Trump's well-documented connection with Jeffrey Epstein, a notorious pedophile who he hung out with for years, the writing was on the wall. Trump's staff are in a crisis mode trying to prevent him from being exposed to the chants in person, and that includes matches with English-speaking teams.

Australian supporters were among the first to make headlines after footage of thousands chanting anti-Trump songs went viral on social media.

Trump's connection with Epstein is a story that just won't go away. Trump claims he did not do anything wrong but the ongoing debates over the disclosure of Epstein-linked court filings coupled with investigative materials just won't go away. No matter what he has to say, the Epstein files remain politically challenging.

It must be humiliating for Trump to see fans worldwide mocking his relationship with an international pedophile Epstein. Maybe that's why Trump hid over the weekend at Camp David where no one could reach him, instead of Mar-a-Lago or the White House.

After spending months touting the World Cup as proof of America's global stature and power Trump escaped to Camp David for several days to avoid international shame. For all we know, Trump's handlers still have him there in a rubber room under medication. 

As it Stands, Trump's minions claim he met with them after the Iran talks stalled, but they also admitted he was at Camp David for some "executive-time." 

For the record, Lesley Gore's song, "I'll Cry If I Want To," was playing during Trump's retreat from reality. 

Life Without Stephan Colbert Has been a Drag

My wife Shirley and I are still grieving the loss of Stepen Colbert from the late-night comedy circuit on TV. 

His show was a regular part of our early-morning routine for years. His comedic antics and hilarious takes on Trump helped us greet each new day with laughter. 

We didn't stay up late at night to watch Colbert live because we'd go to bed before the show aired. But watching the re-runs on YouTube the next morning became a habit in the last decade.

Whenever something that makes you laugh is suddenly silenced there's going to be a void in your life. We watch re-runs of Jimmy Kimmel in the morning over a cup of joe. He's funny. Just not as funny as Stepen Colbert. There. I said it. Sorry Jimmy. We still watch your show so that says something. Right?

If there's one thing Shirley and I have learned in 52 years of marriage is that humor helps us cope with the stress in society today. As corny as it sounds, laughter is the best medicine.  

We come to you dear reader, not to bury Stephen Colbert, but to give you hope. We all need hope. Shirley and believe a talent like his is a national treasure. 

If someone ever decides to build a museum featuring only American comedians from throughout our history, Shirley and I will be at the front of the line of visitors on opening day.

Just imagine if we did have a museum like that for America's 250th anniversary. The public could have voted for their 250 favorite comedic candidates. I'd put Colbert in the top 10 picks. We are talking about comedians and not dictators, so visitors don't have to worry about encountering a Trump dummy.

We haven't giving up on seeing Colbert again. He's just too talented not to have a media platform somewhere out there. 

I know that the MAGA controlled media empire considers him persona non grata. But in this day and age there's plenty of other media platforms that would love to have a popular funny guy like Colbert.

As it Stands, When Colbert's new gig airs we hope it's during prime time, but we're ready to embrace late-night TV performances again if necessary.

Trump: The Enemy Within

A couple of days ago Trump bragged to a group of reporters that he was more powerful than Hitler and Stalin ever were. I would add that he's more paranoid than either of those evil strongmen were; and that's saying a lot because both were notorious for their suspicious natures.

Trump who is currently spiraling deeper into dementia every day, is launching an internal purge to gut the CIA, with a focus on getting rid of bosses hired under President Obama and President Biden's administrations.

In Trump's ultra-paranoid state, he believes the CIA is spying on him. So, in his usual style he's decided to slip a political assassin into the CIA by appointing Bill Pulte the newly acting Director of National Intelligence.

This temporary assignment is a chance for Trump to move quickly and remove people he views as risks before a permanent intelligence chief could take over. He knew Pulte couldn't get confirmed so he did the next best thing and gave him temporary free reign to cause havoc in 18 intelligence agencies.

Pulte got his political chops by being Trump's attack dog while serving as the director of the Federal Housing Finance Agency where he transformed the position to go after Trump's perceived political foes.

Now it's a question of how badly this purge is going to hurt America's security at home and abroad. Getting rid of people with years of valuable experience is an invitation to destruction and inner chaos, just like Trump did with other government agencies since his return to the White House.

Trump's paranoia is clashing with his rapidly deteriorating brain cells and making him more dangerous every day. He's become a threat to all Americans and foreign nations. He started a war with Iran - for no good reason - and now he can't get out of the mess of his own making.

As it Stands, cartoonist Walt Kelly cleverly summed up our challenge of defending Democracy against Trump when he wrote, "We have met the enemy and he is us."

The American Experience: What it's like Living in Two Worlds

After WWII, when I grew up in the 50s and 60s, America was a beacon of freedom, and the Constitution wasn't under fire by an authoritarian malicious narcissist grifting off of the presidency.

There was almost a universal respect for the office of president. I studied the presidents in elementary school and had a working knowledge of democracy and American history. I was proud to be an American. Sadly, I'm not so proud being an American now.

I'm more embarrassed than proud. As I watch a convicted felon and sexual predator play president, I get increasingly disgusted at what he's managing to get away with despite violating every law of the land. The contrast between Harry S. Truman and Donald J. Trump are wider than the Grand Canyon.

The contrast between eras is striking and scary. My generation is faced with another version of America where the office of the presidency was respected, unlike now where it's reviled by a majority of Americans and foreigners who fear and loath Trump.

I remember a time when corruption wasn't rewarded unlike now. If a politician even had a hint of an extra-marital affair or was stealing from taxpayers that was the end of their career. Now being openly corrupt is no longer a problem as Trump ignores past precedents and appoints his minions to positions of power throughout the government.

We had (and still have) religious cults to deal with in the past, but now we have a cult in charge of our whole country. Currently our president is openly working on rigging our upcoming midterm elections. His loyalists in every state are doing their best to disenfranchise American voters. 

For someone who remembers John F. Kennedy campaigning around the country and encouraging all voters to exercise their rights, it's shocking to see what's happened to the presidency under Trump.

I'm not under the illusion that there were never wealthy individuals pulling the levers of power in past administrations. But now billionaires are openly running the country as they've assumed every position of power in the government with Trump's help.

I have a hard time seeing Jimmy Carter accepting a jet from a middle eastern country seeking influence despite it being an enormous emolument violation. But the generous gift from the Qatar government to Trump last year is now at his disposal. He openly accepts bribes from foreign countries who compete among themselves to give him golden goodies in exchange for favors.

As a nation we have lost our way and no longer can claim to be for freedom and equality for all. Watching this political and cultural transformation during the decade of Trump is the worst experience of my life, right next to serving in Vietnam as a Combat Engineer in 1970.

As it Stands, I'm not ready to give up on our country because I know what it could still be after Trump's exit from the White House.

Bottom Line: It's Looking Like American Taxpayers are Paying for the Ballroom

It was inevitable.

Trump is screwing Americans again. When the news leaked out that he illegally siphoned off taxpayer money from his One Big Beautiful Bill Act to make his golden ballroom dream come true Congress called foul.

The law stipulated the money may only be spent on Secret Service personnel, training facilities, technology and related costs, not construction.

Here's the rub, Congress explicitly refused to provide $1bn in funds for the "East Wing Modernization Project," the Trump regime's official name for a 90,000-sq-ft ballroom being built on the site of the White House's demolished East Wing.

So, Trump being Trump, he ignored the message and did a run around Congress's flank to sneak in taxpayers' money to fulfil his fantasy.

The whole project started out to be free for Americans because Trump's billionaire buddies were supposed to donate the funds because they were "patriots" who by the way expected a kickback from Daddy Warbucks.

There's a widening controversy about who is actually paying for Donnie's dream. The original estimated cost, made last July, was $200m. Trump described it as a "private thing" before the East Wing was destroyed in October.

That estimate doubled to $400m in late March. Trump still insisted it was tax-payer free. The Washington Post has recently reported total costs could reach $600m.

There are currently legal challenges, after a federal judge ruled in March that the regime had probably exceeded its authority in demolishing the East Wing without congressional approval.

Because Congress wouldn't pony up a billion dollars that stable evil genius wanted for his vanity project, he resorted to breaking the law and flipping Congress the bird. It's par for the course for our First Felon whose made it a habit to flaunt laws that get in his way.

You may have heard that Trump is trying to frame the whole devious project as a national security concern that can only be addressed by having a ballroom that's "drone proof" next to the White House. Americans did not ask for this monstrosity that's going to take their hard-earned tax dollars to pacify Don the Con.

As it Stands, there's no telling on how far this farce will go. Will the courts stand up to Trump's ambitious grift, or will they give Mr. Tiny Hands the greenlight to gaslight the American people?

Legos Take Over Politics and Beyond!

   Legos have become the stuff of legends. 

Lego parodies produced by the Iranians started popping up early this year online. The NO KINGS team quickly picked them up and generated new episodes. 

AI generated animated propaganda against the U.S.'s war on Iran, done in the style of Lego movies has gone viral on the internet. Homegrown Lego parodies are also flooding media platforms from Tik Tok to YouTube.

The videos have accumulated millions of views across the world. The political messaging on display in the videos is as blunt and cartoonish as the blocky Lego characters. The videos are also fluent in the language of conspiracy and online trolling.

Lego parodies (also known as "brickfilms") span a massive variety of pop culture remakes, covering everything from blockbuster movie trailers and TV show theme songs to political satire and are primarily produced by independent creators and viral animation channels.

Channels like Corey Pine Studios consistently drop Lego parodies of massive franchises, including Star Wars, Barbie, and Spiderman: Across the Spider-Verse.

Channels like Explosive Media (Iran) have gained internet attention for creating detailed viral 3-D animations in a Lego style to parody and mock figures like Trump and Pete Hegseth.

Legos have been around for a very long time. Their inventor, a Danish carpenter named Ole Kristiansen, founded the company in 1932. Legos migrated to America from Denmark in 1961 by making an arrangement with Samsonite to begin producing and selling their products in America and Canada,

Fun Fact; LEGO is derived from the Danish phrase leg godt which means "play well."

Legos popularity is demonstrated by its widespread representation and use in many cultural works, including books, films, and art. It has even been used in the classroom as a teaching tool.

First launched in 1996, the Lego website has developed over the years and provides many extra services beyond an online store and a product catalogue. There are also moderated message boards that were founded in 2001.

Just to show how big Legos are there are ten Legoland amusement parks worldwide. Three of them are in the United States; Carlsbad, California, Winter Haven, Florida, and Goshen, New York. 

As it Stands, I never gave much thought to Legos when my kids were growing up and playing with them. I certainly didn't suspect they would someday become an effective tool to mock Trump and his MAGA regime.

Trump Assassination Attempts Will Stop When the Big Beautiful Ballroom is Built

Okay. What's going on here? 

Three supposed assassination attempts against Trump in the last month. Five in the last year. 

I know most people in the country (and around the world) hate Trump but these attempts on his life really gained traction when Trump told the courts not to block his ballroom because it was going to be his safety valve against people who want to rub him out.

A detail about the ballroom that keeps popping up is that it will be drone proof. Does that mean the White House isn't?

This latest threat came from a 19-year-old, Tycen Proper the group's leader, who was sick of government corruption and wanted all of the Epstein files released, and data centers to stop springing up beside where people live.

The guy was described as "ultra-religious" and "anti-government" by the FBI. His mother said he was convinced by 19 people online in his Tik Tok group to join in a plot to bomb government buildings and shoot people with snipers during Trump's UFC spectacle on the White House lawn.

On June 10th, four days before the MAGA cage match, the FBI arrested Proper and five "serious" members of the alleged criminal organization while they were still planning the attack. 

The part that strains my credibility is that this group was supposedly going to use drones in the attack! Wow! That's an awfully sophisticated weapon for a group of discontented all American losers online. And of course, no drones were discovered.

Wait a minute! I see the connection now. The ballroom is going to have protection against drones. Makes sense, doesn't it? And because there's been so many drone attacks by bad actors in the United States this protection is absolutely necessary.  

A California man named Alan Thomas was one of the alleged organizers of the White House terror plot. The FBI said he admitted he believes the U.S. government is run by elites who sacrifice and eat children, had involvement with Jeffrey Epstein, and are protected by Trump.

If this sounds familiar it's because the right-wingers against the Biden administration followed the same crazy conspiracy. I guess they just switched sides because they were bored and starting to feel irrelevant.

Early on Tuesday morning when the news broke Fox state media, via Kash Patel, put up a lurid headline claiming an explosive drone targeted the White House and a breathless host was acting like it just happened...despite being four days ago.

Trump keeps claiming the ballroom will safeguard our Nation's Capital, but a skeptical court is looking at why there wasn't a Congressional approval for the major project or an environmental impact report before they started digging a massive hole by the East Wing.

To be clear, I'm sure those clowns meant to inflict major causalities and jumpstart an American revolution. I doubt if they had the where with all to actually get an explosive drone, but it was on their wish list.

I also want to point out it was Poper's parents that turned him and his buddies into the FBI and Secret Service. The group was not on any law agencies radar up until then. 

That didn't stop Kash Patel and his MAGA cronies from broadcasting the story and taking all the credit for stopping the plot. In the Army, we called that false valor.

As for Patel, the Secret Service is furious with the idiot because he leaked ongoing information prematurely on 10 individuals who were yet to be taken in.

As it Stands, I suspect it's just a matter of time before another plot is exposed - with drones, that's important - to try and convince the judge that Trump's ballroom will save America.

It's Time to Drain the Swamp

The National Mall's Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool is now a virtual swamp reflecting the Trump regimes corruption. 

It's a potent metaphor for the incompetence that Trump has brought into the White House in his second go-around. 

Visitors walking by the Reflecting Pool these days are treated to the sight of a full algae bloom with workers slowly walking through the green muck and scooping it up with nets. I can't imagine how many foreign visitors were impressed by this Trump beautification project.

A beautification project that started out supposedly costing $1.5 million magically swelled to $14 million with results less than satisfactory...to put it mildly. 

Tuesday Morning.

In a desperate measure park officials dumped gallons of hydrogen peroxide into the reflecting pool. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention reported that the 12 percent concentrate that the workers are pouring in is a level that can cause problems if inhaled and burns if the chemical touches the skin.

Officials say the process could pose a risk to some of the pool's frequent visitors, such as ducks or other birds.

MAGA minions quickly accused liberals of sabotage and vandalism to cover up for dear leaders' stupidity. The real problem is the pool's pipes and filter system. They have to be improved.

The whole boondoggle is reflective of the corrupt regime's pollution of government at all levels. 

Trump's other beautification projects in Washington DC have raised eyebrows and spawned court lawsuits. 

The most recent lawsuit involves West Potomac Park, an area that includes several memorials, including the Martin Luther King, Jr. Memorial. He wants to build what he calls a "National Garden of American Heroes" on the site.

The swamp in the White House gets deeper daily as one Trump lawyer argued in court that he can bulldoze down the State of Liberty, if he wants to.

As it Stands, the source of this whole swampy scenario is Trump who ironically once coined the phrase "Drain the Swamp."

Wait Before Deciding to Celebrate: US-Iran Deal Hasn't Been Signed Yet

Imagine inviting friends and family to your house to celebrate your new promotion at work and you get a phone call from your boss during the party saying he's changed his mind and someone else is getting the promotion.

Pretty embarrassing, eh?

Right now, MAGA world and the stock market are riding a wave of positivity because Trump says he's got a deal with Iran to end the war. Political pundits on Fox News are praising the Donald and his fantastic diplomacy. Americans are crossing their fingers it's true, so the price of gas comes down.

Quick question: How many times has Trump said the war was over since he started it? 

Answer: By conservative estimation 100 times. That's quite the losing track record by anyone's standards.

So, it's fair to be skeptical about an actual SIGNED peace agreement.

Trump wanted to claim victory on his birthday celebration for symbolic reasons. An actual agreement won't be signed until Friday June 19th in Switzerland. The rumor is J.D. Vance may sign it because - for unknown reasons - Trump may pass on the big event. Stay tuned on that one.

As for the Strait of Hormuz, which Trump said was now open ("Let the oil flow!), take a wait and see what happens in the interim.

Political strategist Mike Nellis wrote in an op ed that, "The reported details of this Iran deal are so insulting to the 13 U.S. servicemen and women who died. We've accomplished nothing. Iran is reopening the Strait of Hormuz, not giving up its uranium, and Trump is going to give them $25 billion."

The substance of the Memorandum of Understanding (that's what their calling a peace deal) isn't fully known yet. It does involve a 60-day ceasefire. Nothing permanent, however.

While Trump is talking trashing on social media about his great deal with Iran that no other president before him could achieve, the reality is there's still a lot of back-door haggling going on right now that could sour the deal.

Question: When is a deal not a deal?

Answer: When it's not signed by both parties.

That little detail, putting names down in permanent ink, doesn't bother Trump who lives in an alternate universe where he's always winning, and everyone loves him.  

As it Stands, regardless of what happens on Friday it's worth remembering that Trump started this senseless war that's staggered the world economies and cost lives on both sides.

Memes of the Time: Trump Takes the Booby Prize

This just in...

"At Trump's urging, we're investigating his bathroom scale for inflated numbers." - Todd Blanche

Trump stands in front of an audience dressed like Patton and says, "But now I'm bored with Iran, and I want to address a REAL THREAT to national security: the Blockade of My Ballroom!"

Standing in the middle of a barren desert Trump in ragged clothes points towards the horizon and declares, "LOOK! Over there! The Iran Deal! Now do you believe me?"

Marco Rubio sitting next to a drooling sleeping Trump slumped into his chair, "Doubts about the president's health are unfounded, and he will personally testify to his own vigor as soon as he wakes from his daily cabinet meetings nap."

Putin is dressed like a circus master of ceremonies with a little whip that he's snapping in Trump's direction as Trump tries to maintain his balance on a big ball.

A doctor is standing in the front of a podium addressing reporters about Trump's medical report and tells them to "Not judge a book by its cover up."

Trump slaps his name on another U.S. institution. A giant sign is posted in front of a building with colonnades with Trump's scowling mug reads, "Trump SLUSH FUND Agency. Formerly the IRS."

A man and woman are watching TV at home. The woman asks, "So, you don't have a problem with Trump's face being on money?" The man replies, "No, that way I'll know who to blame when it costs $250 to fill my gas tank!"

Trump and Iran's leader are sitting on a teeter-totter. The Iranian leader is reading The Art of the Deal and has weighted the teeter-totter down while a blank looking Trump hangs in the air listening to him read; "Chapter One: The Importance of Leverage."

As it Stands, for the record, I selected the above memes from several free sources available on the internet.

Trump Officials Say Iran is Going to Sign a Deal Today: Don't Hold Your Breath

After watching ABC's "This Week" this morning I was struck by how serious U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Mike Waltz was when he announced Trump was going to sign a deal with Iran today.

Co-anchor Martha Raddatz asked Waltz if it was really going to happen and Waltz's reply was typically Trumpian, "Well, the president has every intent for it to happen. I'll leave the actual details and timing to the White House."

Actual details? You have to be kidding. Since when is anything detailed in the Trump regime? Trump makes stuff up every day and puts his minions to the task of pretending every action is well planned.

Don't hold your breath waiting for a deal today. We all know there's no deal forthcoming and it's another Truth Social lie layered upon 105 days of supposed deals that never happened.

I can't believe the amount of gall Waltz has. He knew the chances of Trump actually signing a deal today was a crap shoot at the best and more than likely another crazy claim from the first felon.

But Waltz brazenly put on his crooked smile and went into a rant about incredibly difficult negotiations are with Iran. Duh! It's nearly noon as I write this post and there's absolutely no big announcement issuing from the swamp in the White House. Nor will there be.

You may wonder how I know this. I'm no seer but after countless announcements of the war being over for months, I think it's safe to say it isn't going to happen today. 

If we do hear from Don the Con today, it's going to be about his UFC cage match this evening on the South Lawn of the White House. 

The chances of a strong storm hitting are over 50% according to the weather service.  You can bet Trump is trembling with fear over the chance the match will be cancelled at the last minute.

I don't feel sorry for people like Mike Waltz who have sold their soul for Trump. History is going to be hard on him and the rest of the Trump team. 

NEWS ALERT: at 2:00 p.m. PST ABC and every other news organization on the planet reported that there is no deal today with Iran.

If you want to do something positive for Flag Day go to the NO KINGS website because there's going to be a lot of grass-roots events like watch parties, sing-alongs and mass demonstrations against Trump's regime.

As it Stands, by now Americans know not to take Trump at his word because it's worth less than piss in a tin pot.