In 2008 a viral art project called Where on Earth is Waldo? was launched on an undisclosed rooftop in Vancouver, Canada.
Artist Melanie Coles created a massive 54-foot painting of Waldo and asked people to guess where it was.
The project's goal was to have eager video gamers hunt for the giant character using Google Earth satellite imagery.
The book which the project was derived from - Where's Waldo? - faced bans in several schools and public libraries where outraged parents complained about a tiny, hidden background illustration on the "On the Beach" scene which depicted a small woman sunbathing topless.
Waldo was often portrayed hiding in massive crowds in his famous red-white striped shirt, a matching pom-pom beanie, and round glasses. The striped traveler actually originated in the UK as Where's Wally?
Hopefully you are at an age to recognize the original Waldo craze because it'll help you understand the slim connection between Senator Mitch McConnell's disappearance and the mythical character.
Where's Mitch?
On June 14th, 2026, Senator Mitch McConnell suffered an undisclosed medical emergency and was rushed to the hospital. First aide responders called in and reported a man suffering a cardiac arrest. But McConnell's staff claim he suffered a fall and was just temporarily unconscious. Later they added he had a case of pneumonia.
It's a mystery why there's been no proof of life videos of the longtime senator. His staff released a photo of him sitting up in bed smiling a couple of weeks ago which one Republican senator claimed was an old photo. Two Republican senators originally claimed they talked with him for twenty minutes on the phone. Since then, they've been oddly silent.
So, where's Mitch?
His staff recently reported that he is recovering at a rehabilitation center. Kentucky's governor has asked for proof of life evidence (old or AI generated photos just won't do) on behalf of McConnell's constituents. However, he hasn't gotten a satisfactory reply yet from McConnells staff.
The way I see it online gamers need to resurrect the Waldo challenge and search every rehab center in America for Mitch.
Admittedly it's going to be a lot harder to find Mitch than Waldo. The MAGA morons in Congress are doing their best to cover for him. Even Trump claims he doesn't know where Mitch is at or his health status. I find that really hard to believe.
As it Stands, another difference between Waldo and Mitch is one was part of an art project. The other is part of a conspiracy to cheat voters for GOP political gain.