It's been MAGA madness since the new year was ushered in with a coup attempt by Trump and his minions.
Pleased with how much progress they made in destroying election integrity in 2021, MAGA members huddled together - like a roomful of diseased rats and came up with some categories to honor their efforts to destroy democracy this year.
Traitor of the Year
This will be the biggest award handed out at the Mar-a-Largo New Year's bash(ing) tonight.
The leading candidate comes as no surprise. It's Trump. Other MAGA morons trying to compete with him are Kevin McCarthy, Roger Stone, and Steve Bannon.
GOP Congressman Who Told the Most Lies in 2021
This was the most competitive category with a who's who of infamous clowns to choose from. Marjorie Taylor Greene and Jim Jordan are the clear frontrunners.
Trailing closely behind are Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, Andy Biggs, Mo Brooks, and Paul Gosar.
Most MAGA-Like 2021 Newcomer to the House
Another really competitive category with three strong frontrunners. They are, Madison Cawthorn, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Lauren Boebert.
Just behind them are Ronny Jackson, Peter Meijer, and August Pfluger.
The long shots are Burgess Owens, Beth Van Duyne, and Pete Sessions.
MAGA Member Who Most Compared Democrats to NAZIs
This category was boiled down to three contestants. They are Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, and Jim Jordan. No favorite here. They're all too closely associated to pick a winner. Should be fun to see who wins.
It will also be instructive to see which loser whines the loudest. A conciliation prize goes to the biggest baby.
The Coveted Most Active Conspiracy Clown
Along with Traitor of the Year, this category is expected to bring a lot of excitement to the New Year attendees.
Once again Steve Bannon is a probable favorite, but he's not a lock on the prestigious award. Challenging him are Roger Stone, and Alex Jones. The dark horse in the race is Rudy Guiliani because he was so active in pushing conspiracies.
There's also a chance, Sydney Powell may get a dishonorable mention according to a leak from the committee.
Biggest Hypocrite Award
It's been reported that the selecting committee broke out in fights trying to pick the biggest hypocrite in Trump World.
After much debate they selected Lindsey Graham, Kevin McCarthy, and Mark Meadows. This should be interesting, as the award is a lifetime membership in the MAGA Mob Online Discount Store.
Who Had Their Head Furthest Up Trump's Ass?
By now Trump's anus must be the size of the Holland Tunnel with so many daily visitors.
As you can imagine it was extremely hard to tell who had their head up Trump's arse the most (and longest) as no official lists were kept. The judges did get valuable input from the Royal Ass Wiper, Mike Lindell, aka The Pillow Guy
The committee finally settled on the following contestants. Mark Meadows, Kevin McCarthy, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert and Madison Cawthorn.
All winners will be formally announced to MAGA World during Trump's so-called news conference at Mar-a-Largo on January 6, 2022.