Saturday, June 16, 2018

Willful Ignorance Is at the Core of Trumpian Culture

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If you happened to watch Trump speak with reporters yesterday morning you were treated to an exhibition of willful ignorance. 

His interpretation of the IG's report was in opposition to the f
acts. The report concluded there was no political bias on the FBI's part during the 2016 election. 

Trump's willful ignorance has polluted social platforms and other more traditional means of communicating with the public.

In just over 500 days Trump has managed to make a base of zombies who easily embrace the alternate realities he uses to sway the gullible and fearful.

Friday's press scrum was a perfect example.

Trump claimed the IG's new report proved there was no collusion between him and Russia. The problem with that is the report didn't even address the subject.

He claimed the report exonerated him and proved there was bias against him in the FBI. If Trump had the ability to read something longer than two sentences he would have seen that the report said there was NO BIAS on the FBI's part during the elections.

He blamed the Democrats for parents being separated from their children at the southern border, but it was his policy of no tolerance that started the shameful separations.

Instead he opted for willful ignorance. It's a state of the mind he's very comfortable with. By adding lies to his repertoire Trump has managed to confuse many Americans and world leaders.

It's at the point that no one is sure when Trump lies or is telling the truth (something he rarely engages in). The safest policy in following Trump is when he opens his pie-hole you know he's lying. Simple.

As for those enablers of his in congress, they chose to embrace ignorance and Trump's lies over truth and standard morals and ethics. Let's see how that plays in the midterm elections.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Friday, June 15, 2018

Two Bigly Reasons Why Trump Hated Thursday

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I can only guess how hard it must have been for Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein to have to privately share the Inspector Generals long anticipated report yesterday with Trump.

Just to be clear, Trump expected a bigly WIN...and lost.  

The big conclusion was there wasn't any political bias against Trump by the F.B.I. during the 2016 election. No criminal charges were recommended. 

After reading the report, Reps. Jerry Nadler of New York and Elijah Cummings of Maryland came to the same conclusion:

 "After reviewing this report we come to the stark conclusion that the FBI's actions HELPED DONALD TRUMP BECOME PRESIDENT."


Trump and his puppets spin on the IG report is just the opposite. They immediately called for (are you ready for this?) ANOTHER INVESTIGATION.

But, wait!

Trump, and three of his children found out they're all in legal hot water on Thursday. 

As in violating charity laws by using The Trump Foundation as a piggy bank to pay their personal expenses, including improperly using millions to help his presidential campaign.

Well, that's got to be embarrassing coming from the man who claimed to be a worldwide superhero along with his new buddy Kim!

If you haven't seen that little 4-minute production Trump showed Kim on his phone...don't bother, unless you have a strong stomach and are ready to set reality aside. 

Under the Family That Cheats Together Stays Together category...

Thursday was the first time the Trump family have been sued together as a group (Don Sr., Don Jr., Eric, and Ivanka) marking a new low milestone for our Liar-In-Chief.

The lawsuit says the foundation illegally helped support the Republican's campaign by raising money at a nationally televised fundraiser in January 2016, then allowing campaign staffers to dictate how the money was spent in grants.

There's other reasons why Thursday was a bad day for Donny, but let's set them aside and see what today brings for our illegitimate leader.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Thursday, June 14, 2018

Trump's Bizarre Attempts at Diplomacy Are Depressing

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Mr. Art of the Deal has shown his chops by blowing up a G-7 Summit and then meeting with North Korea's dictator in what can only be described as a play from the Theatre of the Absurd.

After arriving at the G-7 Summit late, the petulant pussy we have for a president, attacked our closest allies (he actually didn't even want to go) and changed his mind at the last minute to sign a statement of agreement among the nations.

He blustered and boasted until the other world leaders had enough. Canada's Prime Minister held a press conference afterward, and said Canada won't stand for being bullied.

That's when Trump tore up the agreement he signed earlier and went on a tirade against Trudeau. This was only the warm-up to his carefully staged meeting with North Korea's ruthless dictator.

The Trump propaganda machine outdid itself and made an authentic trailer of a movie featuring Trump and Kim as super heroes out to save the planet.

Nazi Propaganda Minister Joseph Goebbels would have been proud of this pathetic production. The four-minute video in Korean and English was made in the style of an extended action movie trailer and portrayed Kim and Trump as men of destiny with the future of the world in their tiny hands.

In a display of Trumpian diplomacy, North Korea came out ahead of the meeting, but Trump acted like America was the winner. Facts show differently.

Kim was able to achieve what his father and grandfather were unable to do; he got a face-to-face meeting with an American president, legitimizing his regime...for nothing in return. 

In exchange, Kim signed a meaningless resolution without one detail how world peace would be achieved. His biggest achievement was convincing Trump to stop the regular war games with South Korea.

Our clever negotiator not only agreed to, but spun it for the American press that the war games were too expensive and (hold on to your hat) "too provocative!" If this term sounds familiar it ought to, Kim has been spouting it since he took over the rogue regime.

It's pretty clear who worked who in the much-ballyhooed summit. To add to the irony of this non-deal Trump came back to the states and told Americans they can rest easy now. "The world is safe now," our Liar-In-Chief claimed.

The rest of the country and Congress knows better.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Senate Shows a Spine: Trump and Xi's ZTE Deal Blocked

                                             Good Day World!

In a rare bipartisan argument, the Senate slapped Trump for trying to aide the enemy, China, by blocking his slimy deal with ZTE.

It's the first time GOP senators teamed up with their senate colleagues against our wannabe dictator. A real milestone. 

The bipartisan amendment, which has been added to the must-pass National Defense Authorization Act, would essentially kill Trump's attempted deal with Xi.

One of the co-sponsors of the measure, Sen. Tom Cotton, R-Ark, told reporters the amendment would likely put ZTE out of business.

Trump's pathetic attempt to use ZTE as a bargaining chip in trade negotiations has backfired. Congress strongly feels the company is a national defense threat.

To recap; ZTE is considered by the intelligence community to be a mechanism for espionage by, in part, selling phones in the U.S. that can be tracked and enabled to steal intellectual property.

Trump's desperation to make a deal somewhere in the world on trade has been an utter failure. Look no further than the recent G-7 Summit.

Now that the senate has displayed some spine, maybe Trump will get the message: he's not a dictator yet!

Time for me to walk on down the road... 

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Overheard During 1-on-1 Meet With Kim and Trump: 'Whose Your Hairdresser?'

This iconic moment when an American President Met With a North Korean Dictator

                                               Good Day World!

I wish I was a gecko on the wall when Kim and Trump had their private meeting (translators don't count) yesterday.

I can just imagine what it must have been like with those two bullies and egotists trying to outcharm one another. What a dynamic! 

Let's listen in...

Trump: "I love your haircut Kim. Whose your hairdresser?"

Kim: "Don't fuck with me fatty. At least it's my hair!"

Trump: "I can see we're going to get along swell. By the way, did you take a shower today? You smell like bad kimchi." 

Kim: "Look whose talking you bloated pig! If my advisers hadn't told me you were a male, I would have thought you're pregnant!" 

Trump: "Enough sweet talk you little turd. I need you to give up all your nukes right now. I told my people you would. You wouldn't want to make me out to be a liar would you?" 

After Kim stopped laughing...

"By Buddha's balls! You're reputation precedes you Oh Liar-In-Chief. My intelligence people say you lie even more than I do."

Trump: "Listen, compliments won't get you anywhere. I wrote The Art of the Deal, and you should be kowtowing to me any minute now.

Kim: "They told me you were crazy, you old dotard."

Trump: "Everyone calls you crazy, you stuffed little worm." 

Kim: "I brought my own toilet. Would you like to lick the rim?"

Trump: You're tactics are weak. And I take back what I said about your haircut! It looks like horrible!"

Kim: "Those white rims around your eyes look like you're an owl that was caught eating Cheetos!"

Trump: How long do you want to go on like this before we go to the next meeting where we'll tell everyone we're making substantial progress, and we'll listen to our advisers like we really care, but we'll do whatever the hell we want anyway."

Kim: "You really do have small hands. Let's show the world how important we are."

Kim knocks on the double doors. They're opened by waiting aides and hopeful negotiators. Kim and Trump try to walk out side-by-side, but the double doors aren't wide enough and there's a tense moment when they're belly-to-belly before they burst out into the hallway.

Camera's start snapping when the two men shook hands and smiled like seals!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Monday, June 11, 2018

Trump's Bigly Success At G-7 Impresses Kim So Much He Gives Up Nukes Before Meeting

                                             Good Day World!

An early report today suggest that Kim was so overawed by Trump's skillful negotiations in just one day at the G-7 Summit in Canada, that he contacted John Bolton and asked how quickly Trump wanted his nukes.

It was an awesome moment predicted by Hannity and Rudy; two of Trump's favorite suck-asses.

Trump sycophant and aide, Larry Kudlow, demonstrated to Kim that when it comes to getting his way, Trump will trash allies and enemies alike.

Claiming Trudeau stabbed Donny in the back, Kudlow came up with an alternate reality to what really happened. This tactic had been a favorite with the Trump administration that employs it daily.

Leaders all over the world are trembling. Trump's diplomatic powers have set a new standard for bullying and corruption in international politics. 

Russia was the first country this morning to advocate that Trump get the Nobel Peace Prize, but it was quickly followed by China, and the soon-to-be, one unified Korea.

Trump tweeted this morning, "Forget about that United We Stand stuff. Our country's new motto is One World Under Our Master Trump.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Someone Needs To Tell Trump That Threesomes Seldom Work Out

                                              Good Day World!

Since that moment when Trump looked into Putin's eyes and fell in love with his authoritarian regime, it's been a bromance for the ages.

Clinging to the hope that Putin still loves him, Trump continues to look for ways to elevate Russia on the world stage. He still talks about Putin wistfully, looking forward to the day they can officially announce their bromance.

But there's trouble in River City Singapore.

Donny has been courting North Korea's dictator Kim for a while. He's gone so far as to arrange a meeting between the two. Something that's never happened since the Korean War came to an uneasy end.

It's obvious that Donny has fallen for another dictator and thus the upcoming rendezvous. I can see how he admires Kim's iron control of his people. Much like Putin's control over his people.

There's something about "strong men" that get's Trump hot. He barely conceals his desire to be a dictator. His attacks against our justice system, from the courts to the intelligence community, have undermined the rule of law in America.

His desire to do away with the free press increases every day. On his way to the meeting with Kim, Trump stopped and talked with reporters. When one identified himself as being from CNN Trump attacked him - calling the whole organization "Fake News." A term he proudly owns.

Here's the thing:

If Trump's meeting with Kim goes well and a budding bromance comes from their meet-and-greet opportunity, it could get dicey.

Remember Putin? He's not going to like losing his puppet-bitch to some fat Asian guy. He was convinced Trump was enchanted with his round eyes that resemble shark's lifeless orbs.

Before this gets out-of-hand and we have a three-way nuclear lover's spat, someone better tell Trump threesomes seldom work out well.

It's going to be a tough uphill battle though.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Blog Break Until Presidential Election is Over

I finally hit the wall today. I can't think of what to say about all of the madness going on in this country right now. I'm a writer...