Saturday, October 26, 2019

Where in the World is Rudy Giuliani?


                                        Good Day World!

I kind of miss that crazy little bastard Rudy Giuliana.

I know. It's only been a week since we last heard from Trump's personal lawyer. But, I miss his shtick.

His performances on TV news shows were great theatre, and his facial gestures provided mask-makers a new inspiration for Halloween this year.

He's an entertaining cross between a weasel and a snake. His rants have become his trademark. A sad decline compared to when he was once respected and called America's Mayor decades ago.

The talk among political pundits is Rudy is searching for a lawyer because he's going to need one. 

His relationship with corrupt businessmen who have been arrested, Igor Fruman and Lev Parnas is causing waves right up to the White House, which has it's own problems trying to stay above water during the impeachment process.

While the feds were blowing a door off a safe while searching the arrested men's homes, and issuing subpoenas to probe into Giuliani's associates, he's managed to stay out of the public eye.

But for how long?

The feds are building a case against him. 

It's only a matter of time before he's ordered to appear before an investigative committee after a grand jury decides the little weasel was acting badly.

Rudy has options right now, before the men in the dark suits and sunglasses escort him to jail to await a trial that will certainly go badly for him.

1) Rudy can take a page from Forest Gump... and run!

2) Rudy can claim executive privilege or client lawyer confidentially, and stonewall efforts with the hope he'll get away with it.

3) Rudy could suddenly get a conscience (?) after watching Trump sink faster than the Titanic,and turn against him in the Ukraine scandal by cooperating with impeachment investigators.

Ultimately, Rudy could just claim insanity. Who would argue with that?

Related: Rudy Butt-Dials NBC Reporter, Heard Discussing The Need for Cash and Trashing Bidens.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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