Friday, March 1, 2019

Casting Call: Auditions for Roles in the Trump Regime


                                         Good Day World!

Here's the latest news in Trump's political reality show: 

There's been such a huge turnover during Trump's regime during his first two years there's a need to replace a good portion of his cheer leading section in Congress and the White House.

Don't get me wrong. There's a hardcore group of lawmakers that have elected to star in the Trump reality show since day one, and they're still there. 

Most can be found lurking in the so-called Freedom Caucus in the House. 

The senate has it's stalwarts like Mitch McConnell, Lindsey Graham, Ted Cruz, Rand Paul, Roy Blunt, Tom Cotton, Mike Crapo, Chuck Grassley, John Kennedy, and James Langford. This hardcore group gets support from the rest of the Republican senators who are not yet stars in Trump's reality show. 

As for White House cabinet members, the attrition has been shocking. Most of his nominees have been run out because of ethics violations, or because Trump didn't think they were loyal enough. 

As a matter of fact, the turnovers in Trump's cabinet set a record going back 100 years. So you can see Donny's dilemma. Finding candidates stupid,and loyal enough to fill their places hasn't been easy.

Marquee sign in front of the White House:

"We're currently auditioning for roles in the Trump regime as loyal kiss-asses in all departments. Inquire within."

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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