Good Day World!
I wrote a column last week – Let’s Face it: Common Sense is Not a Common Thing – and I’ve been receiving interesting input from readers.
They’ve been sending me stupid warning signs and labels. One alert reader even suggested I check out a blog called Dumb Warnings. Good call! I love sharing funny stuff with my readers. Here’s some examples and a link to the site(below):
This product must be cooked prior to eating. (This is a frozen food)- Found on Beef Taco flavor Hot Pockets.
Warning: do not use as a floatation devise. Do not ingest. Found on a Blow up Figaro toy from Mickey D’s (about the size of a CD).
Do not turn upside down (Printed on the bottom of the box). Found on Tesco’s Tirimisu Desert
Warning: May cause drowsiness Found on Nytol Sleep Aid
Do not attempt to stop chain with hands. Found on Jonsreds Chainsaw.
Artificially Flavored Real Fruit Found on Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries.
Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injury could result! Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000.
Caution: Ice cream is cold Found on Hagan Ice Cream
Use of this product may be hazardous to your health. This product contains Saccharin, which has been determined to cause cancer in laboratory animals. Found on Carefree Gum.
This is NOT a life saving device!!! Found on a Life Saving Device.
Warning: This product contains nuts.Found on Sainsbury Peanuts
Check out more Dumb Warnings here.
Time for me to walk on down the road…