Wednesday, October 11, 2017

Reality Check: No One Knows If Trump Is Joking, Not Even Trump

                                Good Day World!

I had a good laugh yesterday when PR slut Sarah Huckabee Sanders said that Trump was just joking about getting an IQ Test to see if he, or Senior Republican Bob Corker, was smarter.

Just the idea of Trump taking an IQ test is hilarious. There's lab rats with higher IQ's than Donny.

Corker wasn't laughing at Trump's alleged joke.

He just pointed out that no one was on duty in the White House Adult Day Care Center when Trump was tweeting his trash, and that he was concerned about Trump starting WW III.

Trump tried to demean Corker by calling him a "liddle guy" that was not tall enough to be a good politician (not sure when that became a requirement).

He doubled down with a lie about Corker begging for his endorsement when he ran for office again. Never happened.

Corker is retiring, and he's had enough of Trump's lies.

As usual, Donny shot himself in the foot during his tantrum. He's made an enemy of Corker whose going to be a thorn in his side from here on out.

But didn't Sarah say Trump was just joking?

Her comment is a joke. No one knows when Trump's "just joking" or dead-ass serious. That goes for world leaders who are trying to adjust to the man-child in the Oval Office.

And that goes for Trump himself, because the old bastard has dementia. At the very least.

Just to recap Sarah:

There's really nothing funny about having a loose-lipped clown anywhere near the nuclear codes.

There's nothing funny about the people who are enabling him right now. That goes for you.

There's nothing funny about a president purposely dividing a nation for his own ego and entertainment.

Time for me to walk on down the road... 

Tuesday, October 10, 2017

Pence's Pathetic Plot To Please Trump

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You weren't fooling anybody Mr. Vice President!

Your stunt at the Colts - 49'ers game Sunday was already common knowledge before you even entered the stadium.

The press never followed you in because they knew you were going to walk out early in protest when the 49'ers knelt during the National Anthem.

I, and anyone else observing your stunt, knew that you were ordered to back-up Trump's racist attack against NFL players by pretending outrage, by Donny himself.

How much money did this stunt cause taxpayers? You had secret service securing a stadium for what? For ten minutes? A government jet took you there, again on the taxpayer's dime.  

What a picture you and Trump must of made, plotting an attack on free speech in the "war room."

I have to ask, do you have any morals, or conscience left after kissing Trump's ass daily? You don't say much, but when you do, it's seldom accurate and always following Daddy's orders.

Remember, you weren't elected. Trump picked you out as the perfect minion to carry out his agenda. I wonder how you manage to get around without a spine?

Here's the thing, when Trump is no longer around after getting booted out of office, or miraculously finishing his full term, you aren't going to replace him.

Americans may make stupid choices at times, but you'll be so toxic from being a Trumpie that no one will back your effort to take over Trump's job.

In essence, you hitched your star to the wrong wagon partner. 

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Monday, October 9, 2017

Trump's Turbulant Relationship With Fake News

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Irony is Trump launching a crusade against "fake news."

Fake news has been good for Donny since the Russians beefed up his presidential campaign with a pack of lies that went viral on right-wing websites.

Fake news and Trump are old friends. Back in his younger days he used fake news to get something written about himself.

Shoot...he even pretended to be his own PR guy to the amusement of several reporters at the time. It was all about seeing his name in the news.

Nothing has changed since the early 1980s. Trump still wants to see his name, and hopefully, his ugly mug in some publication every morning.

Tweeting from his throne each morning, Donny likes to share what he read, or watched, earlier on fake news sites
that favor fringe dwellers like himself.

Now that fake news planted by the Russians on Facebook has been exposed by the senate intelligence committee, Trump is claiming their report is fake news.

I know. It's hard to believe. The man can no longer distinguish between reality and a fantasy world of fake news. 

What the hell is this maniac still doing in the Oval Office?

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Sunday, October 8, 2017

SwampThing, Day 261: Trump Calls Senate Findings on Russian Interference "Fake News'

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As anyone who has been paying attention knows, Trump did not drain the swamp in Washington.

He restocked it. For good measure he crawled in and became the SwampThing-in-Charge.

Donny's very familiar with swamps.

His life before becoming POTUS was a grand tour of swamps around the globe. When it came to slimy, playboy Donnie set the standard in his younger years. 

Now that he's a doddering old bastard, Trump simply calls anything he doesn't like fake. It's a simple four-letter word he can remember and likes to drop daily.

After going through mounds of evidence a Senate intelligence committee concluded that Russia did infer with the 2016 election.

No question about it.

But Donny ignored the facts, and called their report fake.

He quickly downplayed the fact that the committee was still looking into his campaigns possible collusion with the Russians to help him win.

What are Americans supposed to think?

That our president, a chronic liar, knows more than all the senators who interviewed over 100 people and collected reams of incriminating paperwork and digital data?

That's a stretch by any sane persons standards. Yes, I know, not to a core Trumpie. But I did say sane.

So the obvious conclusion must be that whenever Trump opens his mouth he's lying.

One of the sure signs is that he often ends his rants with, "believe me." There's plenty of other tells. 

Meanwhile, we're stuck with a SwampThing in office until Congress grows some balls and impeaches him. 

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Saturday, October 7, 2017

Time To Really Worry When Trump Says it's 'The Calm Before the Storm'

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The storm started when Trump was sworn in as our president.

In less than one year there's been so many storms coming from the White House that people are living on the edge. What will the Liar-In-Chief say next?

Politicians and average Americans cringe when Trump starts one his patented tweet storms. 

In a gathering of military elites a couple of days ago, Trump hinted at something big happening soon. He coyly told reporters that it was, "The calm before the storm."

Oh shit! That means anything can happen. He was addressing military families gathered in the room. It was obvious that Trump had a plan to shake something up in the world.

Does he plan on attacking North Korea? Is he going to void our treaty with the Iranians? Is he going to start a war in some third world country?

It's been time to worry about Trump's actions since his first big lie about the crowd size at his inauguration. When a moron like Trump declares it's "the calm before the storm," it's really time to worry.

He's like a little kid, toying with the press and millions of Americans lives.

After belittling Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, for pursuing diplomatic solutions to the North Korean crisis, Trump undercut him and said negotiating was useless.

After suffering through too many nasty surprises from Don the Con, Americans are wary. For good reason. His reign has been a waking nightmare, violating laws, ethics, and attacking people of color.

Americans are already weary, and wary, of what Trump will do next. For him to announce that he's got a blockbuster bit of news to share soon, it's going to be "yuge" and terrifying.

It would probably be a good idea to locate the nearest bomb shelter in your city. I'm just saying.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Friday, October 6, 2017

The State of Trump: Of Morons and Mice

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It's no secret that Trump is a moron. The cat was let out of the bag decades ago.

If anyone should know, it's Rex Tillerson the nation's besieged (by Trump) Secretary of State.

You did notice Rex didn't deny calling Trump a moron when he held a special press conference to say he and Trump were still buddies.

My guess is that everyone in the White House (and down the food chain) has called Trump a moron, or another equally accurate moniker.

America elected a moron.

It's been less than one year since Trump was inaugurated and lied about the size of the crowd attending the sham ceremony.

I hold all the mice in Congress complicit over the chaos in our country, and abroad, that's been created by top fat cat Trump.
I've never seen a bigger collection of cheese (or shit) eaters in my life.

I just want those Republican mice to remember Trump will be gone someday - either early, or after serving a full term.

That will be their time of accounting (starting with the hot tar and feather treatment) by the majority of Americans who didn't vote for Trump.

Hopefully, the Trump era of madness and hate will serve as a wake-up call for politicians and voters alike.

Let the mice play with taxpayer money, flying around on private trips, and other abuses of the system, while they can.

Mouse traps will surround Washington after the Orange Scourge slips once too often and gets locked up for obstruction of justice, colluding with the Russians, lying under oath, and a host of ethics violations.

Even if, by some perverted miracle, Trump finishes his term, he'll slip away and be forever remembered as the worst president this country ever had.  

America...take a deep breath this time, and don't fall for another con man when you vote.

All Americans should be united in not wanting another moron to sit in the White House again. 

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Thursday, October 5, 2017

When Did This Great Divide Among Americans Happen?

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When did Americans split into two warring political camps?

Some historians suggest that when we elected a black president we tipped the scales. White dominance was challenged.

Closet racists pulled out their white hoods and claimed President Obama was born in Kenya.

All the suppressed white fears about giving blacks more equality in the 60s and 70s, while whites were supposedly losing rights, bubbled to the surface when Obama was elected.

At least that's one theory.

Others suggest it's the economy in one form or the other. The millionaires and billionaires vs the rest of the country. Growing financial desperation among the poor, and middle class. 

I go with the theory that the wealthy, the elite, and the politically powerful, have taken over America for some time now.

Equality and justice are graffiti on the restroom walls.

The crazy bastard that's nominally-in-charge of our government, is a racist, serial liar, and mean man-child whose busy taunting another mean man-child in North Korea.

The rumors of nuclear war remind me of the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Cold War. It also reminds me that we have never been totally united in this country.

United We Stand was, and is, a myth.

The great divide has always existed.

We're currently witnessing an extreme reflection of the hate and fear that has always lingered between whites and people of color, and the wealthy versus the poor and middle class.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Wednesday, October 4, 2017

Deadly Silence: GOP Congress Controlled By Gun Lobby

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Don't let anyone kid you, hunters don't need silencers, despite a GOP attempt to legalize them to "save a hunter's hearing."

Every time there's a push for some common sense gun control laws, the NRA cracks its whip and the Republicans in Congress cowards, hiding behind a very wide-open interruption of the 2nd Amendment.

Besides the silencer measure, House GOP leaders had been moving forward with a bill to allow people with concealed-carry permits to take their weapons to other states.

A vote on that measure seems unlikely due to the recent massacre in Las Vegas. The bill will probably be stalled for awhile, but when the controversy settles down it'll pop back up like an evil Jack-In-The-Box.

Republican leaders have refused to entertain Democratic demands to expand background checks for gun purchases and tighten restrictions on semi-automatic weapons.

They claim the Democrats are taking advantage of the situation - a mass murder - by "politicizing it."

So, when is the right time to talk about gun control and safety for Americans? During the Christmas holidays? Easter? Halloween?

I don't think so. When a shooting this horrific - think about it, over 500 people wounded and 59 killed - happens you don't turn your head at one of the root causes.

By brainwashing and bribery, the NRA lobby is holding the majority of Americans hostage. The GOP led Congress is responsible for the spiraling gun murders using semi-auto and automatic weapons.

One example of the NRA's duplicity is a way to make long guns automatic, skirting the American ban on automatic weapons. That's what the Las Vegas shooter did.

The part can be ordered online and easily attached to a semi-auto weapon making it a machine gun. We saw that in Las Vegas.

There's ways to protect the 2nd Amendment without allowing guns of mass destruction to be sold like BB guns. One is common sense.

No one needs a machine gun to go hunting. No one needs a silencer to go hunting. No matter what the bastards at the NRA tell you.

Related Article from the New York Times:

If Only Stephen Paddock Were a Muslim

"On crushing ISIS, our president and his party are all in. On asking the N.R.A. for even the tiniest moderation, they are AWOL. No matter how many innocents are fatally shot — no matter even that one of their own congressional leaders was critically wounded playing baseball — it’s never time to discuss any serious policy measures to mitigate gun violence."

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Las Vegas Massacre: The Biggest Question is Why?

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Like millions of other Americans, I'm still in shock at what happened in Las Vegas.

It was a well-planned massacre. There's no other way to put it. Perhaps the scariest part of the whole thing is this killer doesn't fit the usual profile of serial killers.

Everyone who knew him, including his family, were shocked at what he did. There's nothing in his past - no criminal record - no indication of anything abnormal about the guy.

What Americans have to understand is that we are never really safe against a "Lone Wolf" attacker.

No amount of planning or making new laws is going to change the fact that there is no way to stop a determined person from attacking innocent people.

All the experts agree. Weapons are as easy to get as candy. If you can't get a weapon legally, there's plenty of illegal alternatives.

There will be political debates for months about this terrible massacre. In the end, nothing is going to change. Americans love their guns, and are paying the price for their passion.

I hate to sound so cynical, but you and I both know it's the truth. The NRA owns Congress, so don't even think about those politically biased bastards making any positive changes.  

I'd like to say things will get better...but I can't. All I can do is pray for those innocent people who lost their lives for no reason.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Monday, October 2, 2017

Reality Show Back For Another Season: Meet The Booger Family

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The Booger family is back by popular demand!

It seems thousands of readers couldn’t get enough of this reality show when it appeared last September.

So, in case you missed it, here’s your chance to weigh in on this popular reality show:


Travel through Texas with the Booger family as they gross out restaurant patrons throughout the Lone Star state.

Watch as Pa Booger, Ma Booger, daughters Mandy and Randy, and son Jim Bob blow diners minds with well-timed Booger battles.

Listen to Booger family members as they explain their existence. Their mission in life.

Pa, a retired preacher and classic Booger collector, wants the world to know that there’s a place in the world for Boogers.

He’s best known for his long stringy boogers.

Ma constantly catches her kids off-guard, and blows boogers at them.

Twins Mandy, and Randy, have an ongoing argument over which has the better booger blower and which is the most accurate.

Jim Bob likes to eat boogers. And he’s not too particular whose.

Viewers will get to follow their adventures weekly as they travel about in their custom Bogermobile bus.

At the end of every episode, viewers are asked to send in the names of restaurants they’d like to see them appear at.

Related video:
See the world’s biggest booger!

Time for me to walk on down the road…

Sunday, October 1, 2017

Trump and Session's Renewed War on Marijuana is a Pathetic Ploy To Cater To His Base

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The latest from the Believe it or Not files:

Did you know that there's three marijuana arrests made every minute, day in and day out, in America? 

According to FBI figures, pot arrests are on the increase since Trump took office. That's a complete reversal of the last seven years.

Since last November, the arrest total for marijuana offenses tripled. Drug offenses were the single largest category of crimes for which people were arrested, more than burglaries, DUIs or any other criminal offense. 

The FBI reported some 653,000 people arrested on marijuana charges just last year.

Think about that.

Trump's favorite minion, Jeff Sessions, was given the green light to arrest nearly a million people for substance abuse in 2016, despite the fact that alcohol is considerably more risky and drunk drivers continue to push up insurance rates.

There's no good reason to criminalize marijuana use, which has devastated families across the U.S., particularly in communities of color.

Polls consistently show the majority of Americans are for legalization of marijuana.

Recreational marijuana use is now legal in eight states and the District of Columbia — with a majority of U.S. states offering legal cannabis products to patients for medical use.

Once again, Trump is going against the majority of Americans will, so he can cater to his core base of supporters.

It makes me wonder at what point will a majority of Americans get what they want?

It's apparent Trump has his own hateful agenda that feeds off fear, lies, and racism.

Resurrecting the War on Drugs - which was a complete failure -  reinforces how out-of-touch the Trump regime is with the majority of Americans.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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