Monday, December 19, 2016

How Santa Trump Saved Christmas and Made It White Again

Good Day World!

Of all of Donald Trump's many lies, the one that he saved Christmas has to be the biggest whopper.

During his little (rub my ego) victory tour recently, he informed the crowd that he was bringing Christmas back. From where, I don't know, but the Trumpenzees were certainly elated and howled like hyenas in heat.

It was kinda like saying the Grinch is bringing Christmas back. 

Somehow, I find it hard to believe that Santa Trump is not really an evil elf with a "Yuge" ego problem. Not too mention that he would be on the real Santa Claus's naughty list for serial lying.

Santa Trump, supported by the alt-right, promised his minions, during the campaign, that a white Christmas was on it's way.

He wasn't kidding. Take a look at all of his appointments thus far. Nearly all white men. There's a few token white women thrown in for good measure.

Operating out of Trump Tower, his own North Pole in Manhattan, Santa Trump has lot's of surprises for everyone. 

Right now he's handing out appointments like candy canes to what he feels are good little boys and girls who speak Trumpinese.

Why is this an issue at all?

In part because the past few years have seen the issue of "Merry Christmas" as an effective point of leverage in political culture wars.

That's the only reason Santa Trump adopted the issue: he recognized its resonance, particularly among religious conservatives.

It was a vote-getter from a segment of society that felt political correctness was running amok. It was attacking the greeting "Merry Christmas" and forcing them (somehow) to accept other ways to greet the holidays. 

With the help of white evangelic voters, Santa Trump was able to make Christmas "great" again. Coupled with the alt-right, you have to admit, he did bring the white back into Christmas.

Related: America Never Stopped Saying 'Merry Christmas'

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Refreshing News That Won't Give You The Blues

Good Day World!

There's just not enough positive news stories being shared nowadays.

I find myself hunting daily for positive, life affirming, news stories in the vast wasteland of our mainstream and social media.

But it's worth it.

Here's a few I've selected for you:

From Inside Edition
An inspiring story of a woman with Down syndrome, Collete Divitto,  who was tired of being rejected by prospective employers and took matters into her own hands.

The 26-year old started her own bakery out of her house. Divitto's first client was a local grocery store, the Golden Goose Market.

Since then her story has gone viral and she has more than 4,000 orders to fill.

There's been numerous stories about gangs this year, especially in Chicago, that are killing each other - and innocent people - daily.

Finally, something good to report on this subject from the Good News Network:

There's an organization in Baltimore that has been using ex-cons to deescalate street violence in five different neighborhoods, and it's making a big difference.

Safe Streets is a groundbreaking community program that has been a resounding success in the toughest neighborhoods.

I love reading positive stories about police officers because they have such a tough job. 

It's good to see the human side of those men and women in blue that are making the streets safe for me, and you.

Police Officer Goes Extra Mile For Kid Whose Elf On The Shelf Got Stolen

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Saturday, December 17, 2016

The Titanic Surfaces in China, Why Men Don't Get Boners, and You Better Watch Out For Santa Claus!

Good Day World!

I've got a mishmash of trival trash gleaned from the wastelands of the internet for your amusement today.

Let's get to it, shall we?

I'm beggining to think the Titanic may be unsinkable! 

Construction of a life-size replica of the doomed passenger ship has begun at a Mediterranean-themed attraction in China.

Visitors will get to experience the sinking and feel the impact of the iceberg that took the legendary vessal to it's watery grave.

If you've been naughty you better repent fast, so Santa Claus doesn't put you on his shit list. He's not just leaving a lump of coal this year, he's going after naughty people with a vengence! 

Did you hear about that clown who was so hard up he tried to rob an adult store? It happened in San Bernadino, California (watch here) yesterday. 

The shop's two female empoyees threw sex toys at the armed robber, who lost his nerve and ran away!

I don't care what you've been told, or think, men DON'T GET BONERS. Get over it. I've got an article here that explains why.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Friday, December 16, 2016

It's About How We Run The Race

Good Day World!

Thanks for stopping by.

My offering today comes as a commentary encased in poetry...



LIFE RACE

It's how we run the race
not our birthplace
or knowledge base
or coming in first place
in a footrace
It's about grace
face-to-face
and in cyberspace
not trying to disgrace
others in the workplace
not afraid to embrace
anyone in any place
even outer space
because it's how you chase
your dreams and interface
with people in a happy place
without a trace
of hate, ready to embrace
everything it takes
  to run a good race...

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Trump - Communist Loving Traitor On A Personal Mission

Good Day World!

Facts have always annoyed Donald Trump. Especially when he's on a mission.

Instead he relies on lawsuits to skirt around facts. He can tell you an outright lie to your face without blinking. 

A lifetime of lies will do that. It's like having a superpower.

However, his recent actions prove he's worse than just a liar... he's a traitor planning on selling out America to Russia. 

His whole life has been about enhancing his wealth. Not the American people's fortunes.

Trump's latest attacks against American intelligence agencies that outright said the Russians were inferring with the election, are more than troubling; they're a scary sign of what's coming down the road.  

When it comes to Russia, Trump has a real credibility problem. 

Why wouldn't he take a foreign government's suspected interference in an American election seriously, unless he doesn't want to know the truth?

Or worse yet, maybe he does know the truth, and his minions have been working with the Russians all along.

U.S.Officials: Putin Personally Involved In Election Hack

The troubling signs have been there throughout the presidential campaign. 

Putin and Trump's bromance blossomed while staffers for Trump with Russian ties were added - and later dropped when the press found out.

Watch what happens in the months and years ahead, as Trump drops sanctions against Russia and boldly buddies up with communists - whose main goal is to wipe out Democracy.

Related: Commentary: Trump must stand up to Moscow - now

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Wednesday, December 14, 2016

To Dream Perchance About A Macabre Dance

Good Day World!

Poetry
is
a story


HAUNTED  MANSE

To dream perchance
Of a macabre dance
It happened by chance
the odd happenstance
in a haunted manse
in southern France
when I went into a trance
a victim of circumstance
who only wanted to dance
in tight pants
but
being a freelance
means you need finance
to take an honest stance
and stage a Gothic romance
where everyone takes a glance
while you dance
and prance
taking a stance
to enhance
modern dance
while wearing tight pants
in southern France
in a haunted manse!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Melania Trump Knows All About Power and Isn't Ashamed To Use It

Good Day World!

When it comes to first ladies in the White House, Melania Trump promises to be one of the most controversial and unpopular one ever.

Even more unpopular than Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady, according to a recent Washingtion Post/ABC News poll.

One of the very first things our new first lady wants you and the world to know is don't mess with her, or she will sue your ass off - or perhaps worse!

She's made that clear by filing a defamation lawsuit against the Daily Mail last week. She showed up at the first filing (something clients never do) and met with the judge and lawyers for the defense.

Her message to the Daily Mail was clear; "I'm going to ruin you if you don't meet my terms right now. Because after my husband is in office, I'll really go after you!"

Her power move must have made hubby happy. He's not too interested in the First Amendment either. 

Melania grew up in communist Yugoslavia - to become the first communist First Lady in American history - and speaks five languages. Six, if you add the language of power.

What kind of things can we expect to see from her that will unite Americans? I'm pretty sure ripping of taxpayers in New York City is a bad start.

The former model prefers to stay in the gold-gilt penthouse apartment of Trump Tower instead of the White House like every other first lady in our history.

One of her excuses is that 10-year old Barron (her and Donald's child) needs to finish his term at the exclusive private school he attends.

It's estimated that it will cost New York taxpayers a million dollars a day to keep her secure in Trump Tower. When that news went out a petition was launched to make Melania leave the city. Over a 100,000 have signed it thus far.

The Petition reads:

"The New York taxpayers refuse to pay over $1 million a day so she can stay. If this decision has been made, between the two of them they (the Trumps) should be the ones to pay for it. 
Not New York taxpayer dollars that could be used on roads, schools, transit, sanitation, new jobs and other expenses that the city has."
It continues: "This is what tax dollars should be used for, improvements for the city and all the people of the city, not just one."
Melania is not going to like that. I think I see another power move coming from our future first lady!
Time for me to walk on down the road...

Monday, December 12, 2016

Trumped: 'He Who Laughs Last, Laughs The Loudest'

Good Day World!

If you voted for Donald Trump you may be having some second thoughts right now.

He hasn't even been sworn in yet, and look what's happened so far: 

His cabinet appointments add up to a billionaires row; he's already pissed China off by violating an agreement we've had with them regarding Taiwan; he doesn't believe the CIA when they told him Russian hackers affected the presidential election; has made accusations that millions of illegal voters voted for Clinton and that's why she won the popular vote; he's gotten into a couple of ridiclulous tweet battles with civilians (remember...he's supposed to be the president); and has lied about how many jobs he saved at Carrier Corporation. 

There's more:

Trump's Bait and Switch: How to Swamp Washington and double-Cross Your Supporters Big Time

Do you still believe he's for the common man? 

If Trump gets away with appointing ExxonMobile CEO Rex Tillerson for Secretary of State, we can kiss off whatever environmental regulations that are currently in place.

It'll be Sarah Palin's dream: "Drill and Frack, Baby, Drill and Frack!" 

Consider this: Trump’s kitchen cabinet includes oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens and fracking pioneer Harold Hamm, who have both long pleaded for relief from government oversight.

Understand...Trump is laughing real hard right now. He's never conned so many rubes all at once in his entire career.

You know what they say, "He who laughs last... laughs the loudest. 

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Frogalogue: Another Day in the Peat Bog with a Cranky Frog

Good Day World!

It's just another day in the peat bog with a cranky frog!

But here you are.

I hope you enjoy your visit...



Frogalogue

A big bullfrog
sat on a yule log
in a peat bog
surrounded by fog
a warty watchdog
sharing his travelogue
over a cup of grog
with a french bulldog
who had to slog
miles to reach the bog
to drink with the cranky frog
and listen to his monologue
about a hedgehog
he wanted to send to a gulag
because he wouldn't share his eggnog
on the yule log
in the peat bog
that day...

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Saturday, December 10, 2016

Why the Dakota Pipeline Stoppage Is Only A Temporary Illusion

Here's where oil bribes go... 6 Republicans and 1 Democrat who are the biggest grifters for oil you could hope to assemble in America 
Good Day World!

Make no mistake. It's all about money. 

Big Oil has had Congress in it's clutches for a long time and now they have a new partner in crime: 

His name is Donald Trump (He's number 6 on the list above) and he's busy feathering the nests of his fellow rich rats before even being sworn in as the country's next president.

Trump and his greedy minions can't wait until President Obama leaves the White House so they can reverse the stay he just put on the Army Corps of Engineers.

Flip-flop artist Paul Ryan tweeted, "This is big-government decision-making at it's worth. I look forward to putting this anti-energy presidency behind us."

Well, I'm sure Ryan does look forward to a future of no restriction for Big Oil. Notice the list on top of this page - Ryan's the 3rd biggest benefactor on Big Oil's Bribe parade. 

He joins his fellow Congressmen and other wealthy Americans who have turned their backs on the public's best interest and safety. 

Here's more information on the Top Corporate contributors (2015-16) lobbying for oil interests in Washington.

As you look over the list you'll see that Energy Transfer Equity (the company behind the Dakota Pipeline project) is number nine on the bribe hit parade.


If you want to know just how sweet this scam against average Americans is consider this:

For every $1 the industry spends on campaign contributions and lobbying in DC, it gets back $119 in subsidies!!

In summary, I think it's a foregone conclusion that the Dakota Pipeline will be completed because Big Oil can't be stopped. It has too many tentacles in our government.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Friday, December 9, 2016

Would You Like To Be Famous?

Good Day World!

What would it be like to be famous?

Do you think you'd enjoy fame?

Hmmmmmm...

FAME
do you crave fame
in the big game?
a one syllable name
with endless acclaim?
have you taken aim
at an historical claim?
a biography with no blame
a mea culpa computer game
under an assumed name
and rewired frame
that sounds the same
as the original game
that people call fame
a brief flame
a popular nickname
in a short timeframe
a numbers game
that's sometimes lame
and never tame
a burning flame
but just the same
we all want fame!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Conservatives Are Not Dumb, They Just Aren't Wild About Reality

Good Day World!

The dumbing down of America didn't start in classrooms.

It started when conservative think tanks popped up in the last couple of decades to challenge inconvenient facts.

I've read numerous reports highlighting how fake news creators began targeting conservative readers after finding them receptive to stories that reinforced their existing worldview.

For example:

A fake news creator told NPR, "We've tried to do fake news with liberals. It just never worked, it never takes off. You'll be debunked within the first two comments and then the whole thing just kinds of fizzles out."

Still, while the apparent one-sidedness of the fake news ecosystem is striking, some researchers of partisan psychology say it's not particularly surprising. 

A robust body of academic research has sprung up in the past decade or so, documenting the different ways conservatives and liberals process the world.

Psychologist John Jost of New York University is one of the pioneering researchers in this realm.

In a forthcoming chapter of his upcoming book, Jost, and his colleagues analyzed decades of research on political psychology and found that a number of personality traits are strongly associated with conservatism.

It all boils down to critical thinking. 

Conservatives may be perfectly able to do the kind of cognitive exploration that would lead them to be more skeptical of nonsense and fake news - they just choose not to, preferring instead to seek out information that allows them to make quick decisions that reinforce their existing views.

That's how America is being dumbed down.

Unrealistic thinking. Millions have chosen to ignore reality and to replace it with fake news stories that project their own flawed world view.

Anyone with any sense has to challenge the flat earth philosophy of conservatives today at every turn in order to restore sanity to our society.

Related: Why Conservatives Might Be More Likely To Fall For Fake News Stories

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Wednesday, December 7, 2016

You're So Vain That You Probably Think This Post Is About You!

Good Day World!

Sometimes you hear a song and it stays with you forever.

That's the case with one of my favorite singers, Carly Simon, who sang "You're So Vain."

Simon revealed (In 2010) who she was singing about in her seventies hit song; and it wasn't Mick Jagger, Warren Beatty, Cat Stevens, or Kris Kristofferson.

The song was about David Geffen, a gay record producer.

Over the years I've seen people who bring the lyrics to life with the way they act.

For example: A recent news article about a Harlem man named, Eric Jones, rings the vain bell. He was so vain that he thought nothing of inconviencing a train full of passengers to get his cell phone.

"New Jersey Transit officials say a passenger pulled the emergency stop on a train so he could retrieve the cellphone he dropped on the tracks." 

Moving on.

Tell me that Donald Trump doesn't sound like the person Simon describes:


"You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
your hat strategically dipped below one eye..."

Listen to, and watch, this Anti-Trump ad that Carly Simon created this year.

Seriously, I've read about, and met, so many people who that song seems to be apply to that I've lost track of them.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

'Pizzagate' - Reluctant Riders On The Storm of Fake News


                                        Good Day World!

This is how bizarre things are today: fake news gets circulated faster than the real news, and it now poses a very real physical threat to innocent people.

I'll explain.

One of the many fake news stories this year involved a restaurant, and a conspiracy theory involving Hillary Clinton and John Podesta running a pedophile ring.

You'd think anyone with half a brain and the ability to read and reason things out would realize it was a fake story.

But no. This outlandish story was passed from one conspiracy theorist to another until one of the morons totally lost touch with reality and entered the restaurant in question with a rifle, firing it a couple of times.

As the police were arresting the clown they discovered he was there to investigate "Pizzagate" because of that fake story.

Here's what happened:

The theories, collectively known as Pizzagate, resulted in social media attacks and death threats against the restaurant’s staff and their families.

Gets worse.


This theory was even spread by retired General Michael Flynn, who recently landed a national security advisor offer from Donald Trump!
What we have here is a case of one restaurant owner, and his 40 employees, being intimidated by an armed gunman who lost touch with reality...or, he was simply - stunningly - that naive or stupid!
The whole business was caught up in the middle of a storm of fake news. The FBI helped out as much as they could by taking the story down off the Internet, but the damage was done.
Employees continued to receive threats. The BBC points towards the story as an illustration of the ease with which fake news spreads
The outlet interviewed James Alefantis (restaurant owner), who pointed out how conspiracy theorists didn’t even bother to verify the accuracy of key details, including the allegation that the sex ring operated out of the building’s basement: “We don’t even have a basement” he said.
No surprise that the culprits behind this fake story are alt-right weasels (which is the label that white nationalists and neo-Nazis enjoy hiding behind). 
Who knows when the next alt-right reader/supporter will walk into that pizzeria hoping to solve Pizzagate with a gun?
Time for me to walk on down the road...

Monday, December 5, 2016

Not Your Usual War Story: A Tale of 'George The Smoking Monkey'

Good Day World!

I saw this old picture (left) of Jon Stewart with a pot- smoking monkey the other day and it reminded me of my monkey in Vietnam.

His name was George and he smoked pot every chance he got! 

I spotted George while working on a construction project in the bush. He came up to me when I offered him a stale roll and I decided to bring him back to my company.

To my utter amazement George seemed interested in trying pot from Day One. He snatched a doob out of my hand one morning and ate it.

About 45 minutes later George was dancing around on his hind legs and making funny gestures. He chirped like a bird and laughed like a hyena!

The next step was getting him to take a hit from my doob and to give it back to me. That took about two weeks of intensive training. I finally decided he was ready to be presented to my fellow Stoners in the company.

We use to meet in an old Buddhist graveyard and swap stories and weed. George caused quite a stir from day one when I took a deep hit from my doobie and handed it to him and he politely accepted it.

There was a moment of silence as all eyes watched George's every move. When he put the doobie to his lips and took a long drag bedlam broke out!

My fellow Stoners were blown away by him and immediately wanted to share their smoke too. It didn't take long for word to get out to other nearby units that we had a mascot monkey that got stoned.

I think it was the fact that he shared doobies that made him stand out. There were other monkeys in units, but none of them shared pot (that I was aware of).

Let's just say I never heard of another pot-loving simian smoking weed while I was there.

I had plans to bring George home with me when the time came to rotate out of Vietnam. But, as they say, the plans of monkeys and men oft go astray!

I don't want to harsh your high today and tell you exactly what happened to George. Suffice to say he didn't come home with me.

I only had George for seven months, but in that time I grew attached to him. To preserve his memory I share George's story whenever I can.

I suppose you could say it's not your usual war story.

Time for me to walk on down the road....

Blog Break Until Presidential Election is Over

I finally hit the wall today. I can't think of what to say about all of the madness going on in this country right now. I'm a writer...