While smoking some intense ganja the other day with a Native American friend he shared some sacred insights into people's spirit animals.
Amazingly he could just look at a person, listen to them for a little bit, and then discern their spirit animal.
For the record, spirit animals are associated with age-old traditions, as well as shamanic beliefs, which teaches us to be closer to nature.
I decided to challenge him and asked him about current lawmakers in Congress.
Here is what he shared
Trump's spirit animal is a cross between a jackass and a loon. A Jackaloon.
Bill Barr's spirit animal is a rabid honey badger.
Mick Mulvaney's spirit animal is a skunk.
Mike Pence's spirit animal is a sheep.
Jim Jordan's spirit animal is a coyote on steroids.
Mike Pompeo's spirit animal is a vulture.
Kevin McCarthy's spirit animal is a turkey.
Betsy DeVos's spirit animal is a snake.
Mitch McConnell's spirit animal is a turtle.
Rob Portman's spirit animal is worm.
Richard Shelby's spirit animal is rat.
Jim Sensenbrenner's spirit animal is a boar.
Mark Meadows's spirit animal is a cockroach.
Matt Gaetz's spirit animal is a chicken.
Devin Nunes's spirit animal is an ostrich.
We talked late into the night and burned bowls by the campfire while he pointed out constellations and revealed that...
he was a Democrat!
Time for me to walk on down the road...
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