I'm waiting for Trump to spontaneously combust any day now.
His "pants-on-fire" moments have become so common that the rest of his corpulent body could break out in a fiery inferno of rhetoric any moment.
His bad habit of setting fire to nearly every norm in government and social discourse in this country has scorched our society like an uncontrolled wildfire.
His ability to burn nearly every treaty we had with other countries (endangering our national security along the way) has been nothing short of stunning.
His hot bromances with Putin, Xi, and Kim show he's ready to pour napalm on human rights, personal freedoms, and the free press.
As I watch half of our country burning up in real time fires, I can't help feeling we're all experiencing a taste of hell on earth right now.
The thing is, while the fires in the west are devastating, at least they'll be out (hopefully) in the near future.
I wish I could say the same for Trump. We're stuck with his orange ass until 2020...unless, he's impeached for being a fire starter before then!
Time for me to walk on down the road...