Editor’s Note: I’m taking Sunday & Monday off, but will be back on Tuesday August 4th.
Good Day World!
Donald Trump recently said he'd "love" to include former GOP vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin in his cabinet if he is elected president. That got me to thinking, what if he were elected president – even if it was in another universe?
Try this on for size:
President Trump and his new cabinet:
Chris Cristie was selected because he was fatter than Trump and wouldn’t upstage him in photo ops. Plus, he’s bald and won’t compete with Trump’s toupee.
Sarah Palin will be the Secretary of the Interior because of her concern for the environment (motto - Drill Baby Drill).
Michele Bachmann will be the Secretary of Health and Human Services because of her backround in women’s reproductive rights, and claim that Terri Schiavo was healthy when she was in fact brain dead.
Rick Santorum will be the Secretary of Agriculture because he believes weed should be illegal everywhere and that Jesus wouldn’t approve of pot like he does of alcohol (wine).
Mike Huckabee as USA Ambassador to the Mission to the United Nations because he has been "to the ovens."
John McCain is the Secretary of Defense. His motto can be bomb, bomb, bomb Iran and anyone else because bombing should always be the first line of defense.
Ted Cruz is Secretary of Homeland Security because of his concerns about the Canadian border not being secure from illegal immigrants.
Scott Walker can be OMB, Dept. of Labor and Small Business because he has shown how to go from a slight surplus to a few billion in debt in Wisconsin.
As crazy as this administration sounds – it would probably be a hit with with some conservatives today. Now that’s scary.
Time for me to walk on down the road…