To Dream Perchance About A Macabre Dance

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Poetry
is
a story


HAUNTED  MANSE

To dream perchance
Of a macabre dance
It happened by chance

the odd happenstance

in a haunted manse

in southern France

when I went into a trance

a victim of circumstance

who only wanted to dance

in tight pants

but

being a freelance

means you need finance

to take an honest stance

and stage a Gothic romance

where everyone takes a glance

while you dance

and prance

taking a stance

to enhance

modern dance

while wearing tight pants

in southern France

in a haunted manse!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Melania Trump Knows All About Power and Isn't Ashamed To Use It

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When it comes to first ladies in the White House, Melania Trump promises to be one of the most controversial and unpopular one ever.

Even more unpopular than Hillary Clinton when she was the First Lady, according to a recent Washingtion Post/ABC News poll.

One of the very first things our new first lady wants you and the world to know is don't mess with her, or she will sue your ass off - or perhaps worse!

She's made that clear by filing a defamation lawsuit against the Daily Mail last week. She showed up at the first filing (something clients never do) and met with the judge and lawyers for the defense.

Her message to the Daily Mail was clear; "I'm going to ruin you if you don't meet my terms right now. Because after my husband is in office, I'll really go after you!"

Her power move must have made hubby happy. He's not too interested in the First Amendment either. 

Melania grew up in communist Yugoslavia - to become the first communist First Lady in American history - and speaks five languages. Six, if you add the language of power.

What kind of things can we expect to see from her that will unite Americans? I'm pretty sure ripping of taxpayers in New York City is a bad start.

The former model prefers to stay in the gold-gilt penthouse apartment of Trump Tower instead of the White House like every other first lady in our history.

One of her excuses is that 10-year old Barron (her and Donald's child) needs to finish his term at the exclusive private school he attends.

It's estimated that it will cost New York taxpayers a million dollars a day to keep her secure in Trump Tower. When that news went out a petition was launched to make Melania leave the city. Over a 100,000 have signed it thus far.

The Petition reads:

"The New York taxpayers refuse to pay over $1 million a day so she can stay. If this decision has been made, between the two of them they (the Trumps) should be the ones to pay for it. 

Not New York taxpayer dollars that could be used on roads, schools, transit, sanitation, new jobs and other expenses that the city has."

It continues: "This is what tax dollars should be used for, improvements for the city and all the people of the city, not just one."

Melania is not going to like that. I think I see another power move coming from our future first lady!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Trumped: 'He Who Laughs Last, Laughs The Loudest'

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If you voted for Donald Trump you may be having some second thoughts right now.

He hasn't even been sworn in yet, and look what's happened so far: 

His cabinet appointments add up to a billionaires row; he's already pissed China off by violating an agreement we've had with them regarding Taiwan; he doesn't believe the CIA when they told him Russian hackers affected the presidential election; has made accusations that millions of illegal voters voted for Clinton and that's why she won the popular vote; he's gotten into a couple of ridiclulous tweet battles with civilians (remember...he's supposed to be the president); and has lied about how many jobs he saved at Carrier Corporation. 

There's more:

Trump's Bait and Switch: How to Swamp Washington and double-Cross Your Supporters Big Time

Do you still believe he's for the common man? 

If Trump gets away with appointing ExxonMobile CEO Rex Tillerson for Secretary of State, we can kiss off whatever environmental regulations that are currently in place.

It'll be Sarah Palin's dream: "Drill and Frack, Baby, Drill and Frack!" 

Consider this: Trump’s kitchen cabinet includes oil tycoon T. Boone Pickens and fracking pioneer Harold Hamm, who have both long pleaded for relief from government oversight.

Understand...Trump is laughing real hard right now. He's never conned so many rubes all at once in his entire career.

You know what they say, "He who laughs last... laughs the loudest. 

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Frogalogue: Another Day in the Peat Bog with a Cranky Frog

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It's just another day in the peat bog with a cranky frog!

But here you are.

I hope you enjoy your visit...

Frogalogue

A big bullfrog

sat on a yule log

in a peat bog

surrounded by fog

a warty watchdog

sharing his travelogue

over a cup of grog

with a french bulldog

who had to slog

miles to reach the bog

to drink with the cranky frog

and listen to his monologue

about a hedgehog

he wanted to send to a gulag

because he wouldn't share his eggnog

on the yule log

in the peat bog

that day...

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Why the Dakota Pipeline Stoppage Is Only A Temporary Illusion

Here's where oil bribes go... 6 Republicans and 1 Democrat who are the biggest grifters for oil you could hope to assemble in America 

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Make no mistake. It's all about money. 

Big Oil has had Congress in it's clutches for a long time and now they have a new partner in crime: 

His name is Donald Trump (He's number 6 on the list above) and he's busy feathering the nests of his fellow rich rats before even being sworn in as the country's next president.

Trump and his greedy minions can't wait until President Obama leaves the White House so they can reverse the stay he just put on the Army Corps of Engineers.

Flip-flop artist Paul Ryan tweeted, "This is big-government decision-making at it's worth. I look forward to putting this anti-energy presidency behind us."

Well, I'm sure Ryan does look forward to a future of no restriction for Big Oil. Notice the list on top of this page - Ryan's the 3rd biggest benefactor on Big Oil's Bribe parade. 

He joins his fellow Congressmen and other wealthy Americans who have turned their backs on the public's best interest and safety. 

Here's more information on the Top Corporate contributors (2015-16) lobbying for oil interests in Washington.

As you look over the list you'll see that Energy Transfer Equity (the company behind the Dakota Pipeline project) is number nine on the bribe hit parade.

Related: Fossil Fuel Funding to Congress: Industry Influence in the U.S.

If you want to know just how sweet this scam against average Americans is consider this:

For every $1 the industry spends on campaign contributions and lobbying in DC, it gets back $119 in subsidies!!

In summary, I think it's a foregone conclusion that the Dakota Pipeline will be completed because Big Oil can't be stopped. It has too many tentacles in our government.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Would You Like To Be Famous?

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What would it be like to be famous?

Do you think you'd enjoy fame?

Hmmmmmm...

FAME

do you crave fame

in the big game?

a one syllable name

with endless acclaim?

have you taken aim

at an historical claim?

a biography with no blame

a mea culpa computer game

under an assumed name

and rewired frame

that sounds the same

as the original game

that people call fame

a brief flame

a popular nickname

in a short timeframe

a numbers game

that's sometimes lame

and never tame
a burning flame

but just the same

we all want fame!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Conservatives Are Not Dumb, They Just Aren't Wild About Reality

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The dumbing down of America didn't start in classrooms.

It started when conservative think tanks popped up in the last couple of decades to challenge inconvenient facts.

I've read numerous reports highlighting how fake news creators began targeting conservative readers after finding them receptive to stories that reinforced their existing worldview.

For example:

A fake news creator told NPR, "We've tried to do fake news with liberals. It just never worked, it never takes off. You'll be debunked within the first two comments and then the whole thing just kinds of fizzles out."

Still, while the apparent one-sidedness of the fake news ecosystem is striking, some researchers of partisan psychology say it's not particularly surprising. 

A robust body of academic research has sprung up in the past decade or so, documenting the different ways conservatives and liberals process the world.

Psychologist John Jost of New York University is one of the pioneering researchers in this realm.

In a forthcoming chapter of his upcoming book, Jost, and his colleagues analyzed decades of research on political psychology and found that a number of personality traits are strongly associated with conservatism.

It all boils down to critical thinking. 

Conservatives may be perfectly able to do the kind of cognitive exploration that would lead them to be more skeptical of nonsense and fake news - they just choose not to, preferring instead to seek out information that allows them to make quick decisions that reinforce their existing views.

That's how America is being dumbed down.

Unrealistic thinking. Millions have chosen to ignore reality and to replace it with fake news stories that project their own flawed world view.

Anyone with any sense has to challenge the flat earth philosophy of conservatives today at every turn in order to restore sanity to our society.

Related: Why Conservatives Might Be More Likely To Fall For Fake News Stories

Time for me to walk on down the road...

You're So Vain That You Probably Think This Post Is About You!

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Sometimes you hear a song and it stays with you forever.

That's the case with one of my favorite singers, Carly Simon, who sang "You're So Vain."

Simon revealed (In 2010) who she was singing about in her seventies hit song; and it wasn't Mick Jagger, Warren Beatty, Cat Stevens, or Kris Kristofferson.

The song was about David Geffen, a gay record producer.

Over the years I've seen people who bring the lyrics to life with the way they act.

For example: A recent news article about a Harlem man named, Eric Jones, rings the vain bell. He was so vain that he thought nothing of inconviencing a train full of passengers to get his cell phone.

"New Jersey Transit officials say a passenger pulled the emergency stop on a train so he could retrieve the cellphone he dropped on the tracks." 

Moving on.

Tell me that Donald Trump doesn't sound like the person Simon describes:

"You walked into the party

Like you were walking on a yacht

your hat strategically dipped below one eye..."

Listen to, and watch, this Anti-Trump ad that Carly Simon created this year.

Seriously, I've read about, and met, so many people who that song seems to be apply to that I've lost track of them.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

'Pizzagate' - Reluctant Riders On The Storm of Fake News

                                        Good Day World!

This is how bizarre things are today: fake news gets circulated faster than the real news, and it now poses a very real physical threat to innocent people.

I'll explain.

One of the many fake news stories this year involved a restaurant, and a conspiracy theory involving Hillary Clinton and John Podesta running a pedophile ring.

You'd think anyone with half a brain and the ability to read and reason things out would realize it was a fake story.

But no. This outlandish story was passed from one conspiracy theorist to another until one of the morons totally lost touch with reality and entered the restaurant in question with a rifle, firing it a couple of times.

As the police were arresting the clown they discovered he was there to investigate "Pizzagate" because of that fake story.

Here's what happened:

The theories, collectively known as Pizzagate, resulted in social media attacks and death threats against the restaurant’s staff and their families.

Gets worse.

This theory was even spread by retired General Michael Flynn, who recently landed a national security advisor offer from Donald Trump!

What we have here is a case of one restaurant owner, and his 40 employees, being intimidated by an armed gunman who lost touch with reality...or, he was simply - stunningly - that naive or stupid!

The whole business was caught up in the middle of a storm of fake news. The FBI helped out as much as they could by taking the story down off the Internet, but the damage was done.

Employees continued to receive threats. The BBC points towards the story as an illustration of the ease with which fake news spreads. 

The outlet interviewed James Alefantis (restaurant owner), who pointed out how conspiracy theorists didn’t even bother to verify the accuracy of key details, including the allegation that the sex ring operated out of the building’s basement: “We don’t even have a basement” he said.

No surprise that the culprits behind this fake story are alt-right weasels (which is the label that white nationalists and neo-Nazis enjoy hiding behind). 

Who knows when the next alt-right reader/supporter will walk into that pizzeria hoping to solve Pizzagate with a gun?

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Not Your Usual War Story: A Tale of 'George The Smoking Monkey'

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I saw this old picture (left) of Jon Stewart with a pot- smoking monkey the other day and it reminded me of my monkey in Vietnam.

His name was George and he smoked pot every chance he got! 

I spotted George while working on a construction project in the bush. He came up to me when I offered him a stale roll and I decided to bring him back to my company.

To my utter amazement George seemed interested in trying pot from Day One. He snatched a doob out of my hand one morning and ate it.

About 45 minutes later George was dancing around on his hind legs and making funny gestures. He chirped like a bird and laughed like a hyena!

The next step was getting him to take a hit from my doob and to give it back to me. That took about two weeks of intensive training. I finally decided he was ready to be presented to my fellow Stoners in the company.

We use to meet in an old Buddhist graveyard and swap stories and weed. George caused quite a stir from day one when I took a deep hit from my doobie and handed it to him and he politely accepted it.

There was a moment of silence as all eyes watched George's every move. When he put the doobie to his lips and took a long drag bedlam broke out!

My fellow Stoners were blown away by him and immediately wanted to share their smoke too. It didn't take long for word to get out to other nearby units that we had a mascot monkey that got stoned.

I think it was the fact that he shared doobies that made him stand out. There were other monkeys in units, but none of them shared pot (that I was aware of).

Let's just say I never heard of another pot-loving simian smoking weed while I was there.

I had plans to bring George home with me when the time came to rotate out of Vietnam. But, as they say, the plans of monkeys and men oft go astray!

I don't want to harsh your high today and tell you exactly what happened to George. Suffice to say he didn't come home with me.

I only had George for seven months, but in that time I grew attached to him. To preserve his memory I share George's story whenever I can.

I suppose you could say it's not your usual war story.

Time for me to walk on down the road....

A Modern Day Fable: A Clown In A President's Clothing

                                Good Day World!

It looks like America is going to settle for a clown in a president's clothing when Donald Trump gets sworn in to office in January.

I'm reminded of this warning in the King James version of the Bible:

Matthew 7:15 "Beware of false prophets, which comes to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves." 

But long before Matthew's warning there was a famous story-teller and slave named Aesop whose fables are still popular today. 

Aesop's version of a wolf in sheep's clothing is best known to us today from George Fyler Townsend's 1886 translation: 

"Once upon a time a Wolf resolved to disguise his appearance in order to secure food more easily. Encased in the skin of a sheep, he pastured with the flock deceiving the shepherd by his costume. 

In the evening he was shut up by the shepherd in the fold; the gate was closed, and the entrance made thoroughly secure.

But the shepherd, returning to the fold during the night to obtain meat for the next day, mistakenly caught up the Wolf instead of a sheep, and killed him instantly."

If you voted for Trump the signs that he's already conned you are coming fast and furious. 

Remember his promise to you that he was going to "drain the swamp" of Washington insiders and Wall Street moguls?

You can forget that. Take a look at this lot of "outsiders" (wink wink!) that Donnie has already appointed and tell me how that's draining the swamp?

He just added his own family and billionaire buddies and their all laughing at the rubes who fell for his corny slogan. I can just imagine the conversations Trump and his new cabinet of clowns will have in the future.

Can you imagine this bunch representing you? Caring about the poor, and/or the fading middle class? Social justice? LBGT rights?

We're talking the corporate elite, and they have two goals; power and profits.

Related: Donald Trump Will Not be Draining Any Swamps As President

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Suddenly Interested In Sado-Masochistic Fantasies? Did You Just Get A Cat?

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Did you recently get a cat in your life? 

If not, you may still find this post interesting...

According to a recent issue of the journal Evolutionary Psychology, if you own a cat it may put you at risk of becoming obsessed with sado-masochism and other bizarre sexual practices.

No really. This is not a fake news item. The researchers say cat owners could be infected with a brain parasite that makes you lust for un-natural sex.

Toxoplasmosis Gondii is a common brain parasite in cats. Did you know that? Researchers claim there's a direct relationship between it and deviate sexual urges. 

Oh, by the way...you get it from coming in contact with cat crap. 

The researchers concluded that people infected with Toxoplasma, "...expressed higher attraction to bondage, violence, zoophilia, fetishism, and, in men, also to masochism, and raping and being raped." 

Jaroslav Flegr, the lead author of the study, said that the parasite, "...succeeds in using the fact that sex-related stimuli and fear-related stimuli affect very similar circuits in the brain."

I admit it took me a while, and some extra research, to believe this can actually happen. If you doubt the veracity of this post please don't hestitate to fact-check it.

The moral of this story is simple; don't play with cat shit unless you plan on becoming a pervert!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Trump's Triumph With Carrier A Classic Example of Bait and Switch

                                       Good Day World!

If you're not careful you'll miss the con.

When it comes to Trump it means knowing the rest of the story.

For example: Did you see where Donny Little Hands paraded around like a rooster for Carrier corporation employees yesterday, crowing that he had saved their jobs?

Are you familiar with the term "bait and switch?" 

It applies here with Trump's con game with Carrier. He bragged about saving Carrier's American workforce throughout his campaign and it appears he did save 1000 jobs.

Trump put together a $7 million package funded by taxpayers for Carrier to stay.

Here's the rest of the story:

Carrier's plant in Huntington, Indiana is closing it's doors and 700 jobs will be lost. Employees from the Huntington facility protested the Trump event with signs reading "What about our jobs in Huntington?"

Related: Plant Workers Still Losing Jobs Tell Trump: Don't Forget About Us

Guess they didn't make a good photo-op. No one seems to know this was part of the bait and switch tactic Trump often uses with impunity.

As Trump paddles on in his "victory tour" I'm reminded that he threatened to punish Carrier with a tariff on imported goods to prevent it from taking jobs out of the country.

Instead he bribed them with multi-year tax cuts that critics say doesn't bode well for future deals. And those 1,000 jobs Trump is trumpeting - that we now know is more like 300 jobs saved - are still less than 1% of what the US economy created last month!

Related: Trump's Carrier Speech 'Absolutely Chilling' Economic Analyst Says

Trump's deal-making skills in this arena appear to be mostly bribing corporations to stay for agreed upon amounts of time with taxpayer money.

United Technologies is a giant international company with many different divisions and subsidiaries. It owns Carrier corporation, and was the real winner in this con game because it also gets to keep it's billion-dollar contract with the government.

Oh yeah...there's one more thing glossed over by Trump and company on their little victory tour; Carrier is still opening a plant in Mexico.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

America's Gun Store Owners Need To Tighten Security Measures

                                          Good Day World!

There's another kind of gun control in this country that needs to get more attention.

I'm not talking about coming up with more laws to control purchasing guns either.

The gun control I'm talking about starts at the source. The gun stores. 

Gun store burglaries have become an alarming trend according to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF).

For example, gun store burglaries rose 28 percent from 2013 to 2015. What's really alarming is there's no signs these smash-and-grab robberies are letting up.

The ATF is predicting 500 gun store robberies by the end of this year.

Not counting this year, there's more than 12,000 weapons, including handguns, shotguns, and assault rifles, that have been stolen in the past two years.

That's a hell of a lot of illegal weapons in America's black market. So, what kind of action needs to be taken to reverse this trend?

Backround Note:There are no federal laws governing security measures for federally licensed gun dealers. It’s up to individual gun store owners to protect their merchandise.

ATF makes recommendations to the industry and to the gun dealers about steps that can take to secure their facilities secure their stock of weapons.

Solving this problem rests squarely in the gun dealer's court. If they don't provide updated technology to protect their stores, then not only will they lose out...but so will millions of innocent Americans.

A Virginia gun dealer, Kevin Penrose, whose American Family Pawn was burglarized last year told ABC news how he was robbed.

The thieves came through a window and were gone in 30 seconds. They had made off with 30 firearms.

Here's the problem; Penrose waited until he was robbed to update his security. The window was not shatter-proof glass, something Penrose did fix after the fact.

It seems to me that more information about the need for gun store owners to fully protect themselves should be shared in public announcements or a campaign targeting the problem.

Apparently the ATF's warnings haven't been enough for store-owners like Penrose who didn't prioritize security for his store until after the fact.

If we want to see a reversal of this deadly trend it's going to take some education and commitment on the parts of gun store owners.

Watch this dramatic smash and grab on video

Time for me to walk on down the road...