Tuesday, March 2, 2021

QAnon Believers Waiting For Signal From Trump Hotel That He's Now The 19th President


     Conspiracy Central, aka Trump International Hotel on Pennsylvania Ave.

Only QAnon believers are going to hear the signal from Trump's Pennsylvania Avenue hotel on March 4th.

The much-anticipated signal will be broadcast from Trump hotel where Trump will be inaugurated again.

You, and I, won't hear the deadly signal. Most Americans won't. That's because the signal is only happening in the tiny feverish brains of QAnon acolytes.

Those diehard minions of Trump are also looking for signs with hints of what's going to happen that day, and how. 

Why March 4th?

The reasoning is convoluted (no surprise there). 

Apparently some of the devout discovered that 75 years ago, the President used to be inaugurated on March 4th.

Okay. So how does this tidbit of history explain why Q wackos think Biden's going to disappear into thin air on that fateful day?

Strap yourself in, this is a crazy ride into an alternate reality where Trump's going to become the 19th president. 

The source of the insanity is borrowed from the discredited sovereign citizens movement that insists that a law enacted in 1871 secretly ended the United States government and turned the country over to the corporations.

That in turn means the last true president was Ulysses S. Grant, the 18th president who was serving in 1871. 

Right now QAnon adherents are looking for validation and they recently received a sign from Conspiracy Central, aka Trump International Hotel.

Come one and all on March 3 and 4, the rooms are renting out like hotcakes!

Note: The least expensive room at the hotel comes with a king-sized bed with an opulent headboard topped with a gilded crown. It generally rents out from $476 to 596 per night.

However, because Trump loves his stupid followers he's charging them double, at $1,331 per night!

Because the loyal QAnon puppets are soaked in orange Kool aid, they think it's a good sign he raised his prices on that day, proving something special was going to happen.

They're right in one sense; that something special is their idol fleecing them!

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