Tuesday, February 18, 2020

News Alert! Trump on Pardon Spree: Ted Bundy Might Be Next!


Trump sent Americans a clear message today. He's preparing to pardon Roger Stone the day after his sentencing and there's nothing anyone can do about it.

He started the morning off by commuting the sentence of a corrupt Chicago politician, Rod Blagojevich.

It was quickly followed by a full pardon for former police commissioner Bernie Kerik who was convicted of tax fraud and lying to officials. 

That travesty of justice was a warm-up for the next one; pardoning infamous "Junk Bond King" Michael Milikin.

The day isn't over yet.

Trump aides have been hinting at a pardon so audacious and dramatic, it will make members of the alt-right swoon!

Ted Bundy could be the next beneficiary of Trump's unhinged exercise in abusing power to show whose in charge before Stone's sentence is handed down. 

One aide, who asked not to be named because Trump minions would hunt him down like a quail and fill him with bullshit shot, reported Trump may make the announcement shortly before the six o'clock news.

The reactions among Republicans to Trump's predation of pardons was predictable. The sound of sheep bleating across the nation.

Stay tuned.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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