Trump Strikes Back: Teenager Told to Shut Down Website Mocking Him

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Editor's Note: I just found out that this is a non-story. It's fake.

I should have researched sooner. I apologize to my readers.

Trumpanzees are scanning the Internet daily for anything negative about their boss.

When they discover something, like a teenager's website making fun of their orange-skinned master they respond quickly by sending out a cease and desist letter.

With all the challenges Chump faces right now, from being exposed as a liar (the now infamous Trump Tower bugging by Obama), to an open investigation on his cronies coordinating with the Russians to win the election, you'd thing he wouldn't worry about silly shit like this.

Not so. Once again he's showing the world how thin-skinned he really is.

His lawyers are going after a 17-year old girl in San Francisco because they don't think anyone should be allowed to mock the Liar-In-Chief.

The teenager in question, Lucy, created the site TrumpScratch. It allows you to use a cat to punch Trump.

Seems like harmless fun, right? Well, not according to Trump.

“I was going to just let this go, but I think it’s, pardon my French, fucking outrageous that the president of the United States has his team scouring the internet for sites like mine to send out cease-and-desists and legal-action claims if we don’t shut down,” Lucy told the Observer. 

“Meanwhile, he tweets about The Apprentice ratings and sends out power-drunk tweets about phone tapping. HOW ABOUT BEING THE PRESIDENT?”

Good point Lucy. You're acting more like an adult than our first illegitimate president.

After getting her first warning letter Lucy changed the name of the website to KittenFeed. Didn't matter. Lump's sleazy lawyers won't be content until they shut her website down.

“It’s so sad that his administration is focused more on being liked, burying real news and taking down sites like mine as they supposedly make him look bad,” Lucy said.

On the bright side, you can still go there and punch Thump to your heart's desire. I'd advise you visit the website right away however, because this is a one-sided battle.

Time for me to walk on down the road...