Good Day World!
You can never have too many days for celebrations in a year. We need more to reflect the changes in our 21st century society.
Stuff that we see and hear on a daily basis. Here's some quick suggestions for your consideration:
National Stupid Week
A time for stupid people to celebrate their diversity and their unique take on the world. Parades led by stupid politicians can wind though the streets of every city in America.
Race Baiting Week
This holiday will be the highlight of every racist's year with rants from individuals and groups competing for various accolades and prizes.
Racists can celebrate their twisted take on minorities without fear of any reprisals for one week.
Groups of like-minded racists can compete against professionals like the KKK, John Birch Society, and Neo Nazi's organizations like StormFront. Or, each other.
Individuals will be encouraged to summit racist slogans for prizes in fairs, and to the mainstream media.
National Zombie Week
Everywhere you look nowadays there's zombies staggering through popular movies and television shows. There's hip zombie clothing and toys.
National Zombie Week will be an apocalyptic week for zombie lovers, who can shuffle from store to store buying creepy makeup and masks. Retailers will love it.
Zombie parades from coast to coast. Zombie Film Festivals and Food Fairs featuring loathsome snacks fit for the undead will be among the many options offered to encourage your inner-zombie!
Time for me to walk on down the road...