Sunday, June 14, 2015

Message to God: An ‘En-Lightning’ Answer Would Be Fine

Very Reasonable Politician: Abortion is Causing California's Drought

Dear God,

Just a quick question, and I’ll get out of your hair.

I know you have better things to do, but it would really be nice if you’d explain how you tied the drought in California to abortions?

Where did I hear that?

One of your followers, Assemblywoman Shannon Grove (R) (photo above) said that the state's worst drought in 1,200 years is divine retribution for California providing women with access to abortions.

According to Reality Check, Grove came up with this message from YOU at the California ProLife Legislative Banquet. I wasn’t there, but by all accounts she said YOU brought down this biblical-style vengeance upon the state.

Texas was in a long period of drought until Governor Perry signed the fetal pain bill,” she told the audience. “It rained that night. Now God has his hold on California.”

Not everyone believes YOU delivered the drought because of abortion access.

As a matter of fact some of her greatest fans basically thanked her for past efforts in Sacramento on behalf of life – but called her comments "absolute lunacy" and made this mock-up of a T-shirt.

I can’t begin to understand why YOU do the things you do, Big Guy, but I’m reasonably sure this political twit hasn’t been speaking for you.

So how about a sign? If it wouldn’t be too showy, lightning on the subject sounds about right! 

Time for me to walk on down the road…

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