Independent Party Invitates Stancliff to Run for President

Good Day World!

I’m truly honored to accept the Independent Party’s nomination for President of the United States.

It’s not every day an old Vietnam veteran with PTSD is picked to lead the country. One of the first things I’m going to do is legalize marijuana. My VP, Tommy Chong, will be the point person for that process.

Send any donations for my campaign to my personal PO Box in southern Oregon.

Thank you, and don’t forget to vote for me – Dave Stancliff. That’s Dave Stancliff. Sounds kinda catchy doesn’t it?

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Time for me to walk on down the road…