UPDATE BELOW 2:24 PST
Good Day Humboldt County!
Not too long ago the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) officially confirmed that the recent spate of cannibalistic acts should not be seen as the beginning of a zombie apocalypse.
I got a good laugh at that announcement. “How stupid can people be?” I wondered. Then the stories started coming out about flesh-eating in connection to the bath salts.
When I first wrote about “bath salts” -
- these attacks were not happening. Since then they seem to be popping up fairly often in the news. Eerie. Weird. Odd. Bizarre. What’s up?
It appears people get so hot they strip their clothes off after snorting the bath salts, but the weirdest part is the desire to eat flash while flipping out! I just don’t see the connection there, but then perhaps that’s why the CDC put out the Zombie alert!
Another mom abuses bath salts, strips and goes ballistic in maternity ward
“The summer of naked bath salts-induced attacks continues apace. The latest abuser of the powerful hallucinogen was a brand-new mother in Altoona, Pa., who couldn’t wait until she had left the maternity ward to smoke a dose, strip naked, and embark on a violent rampage.
The Altoona Mirror reports that on June 17, two days after giving birth, 31-year-old Carla Murphy was found by a nurse rolling around on a shower floor naked and confused. When roused, Murphy sprung into frenetic action, taking off down the hall, screaming profanities and kicking and punching whoever crossed her path.” (Source)
Time for me to walk on down the road…
- Latest naked ‘zombie’ on bath salts threatens to eat arresting police officers
- NYS Mom high on ‘bath salts’ Tasered to death after attacking 3-year-old son
- First photos of face-eating victim; another naked man on ‘bath salts’
- Self-professed cannibal porn star nabbed by German police
- Another story of cannibalism surfaces, suspect under arrest
- Victim of face-eating attack in Miami graduated from Stuyvesant HS in NYC
- Naked man who chewed off face of another was high on LSD
- Miami police shoot and kill naked man chewing on another’s face
- Brazilian trio arrested for making turnovers out of two murder victims