Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Rancher rears mega rooster: KFC makes offer for bird

Cyrus Billy Joe Goodfellow has been experimenting on raising giant roosters for years now, and has finally met with some success. Red Boy's (the rooster above) morning crowing can be heard three counties away! Goodfellow takes Red Boy for a walk every morning and says the bird loves it. "When he starts to fly I warn him that I might make a deal with them KFC fellers," Goodfellow told me in a recent interview. KFC has been badgering Goodfellow to sell his rooster, but he has resisted all of their offers thus far. A spokesperson for KFC told the press that they want the bird to be the new company mascot!

photo from visualjokes.com 

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