From what I read the long line of porta-potties are some sort of misunderstanding, or something. I suspect they arrived too early for Trump's UFC match. However, no one seems to want to take credit for their sudden appearance.
Here's what we know.
Trump is planning to have a violent spectacle on his June 14 birthday. It involves setting up a temporary arena on the White House lawn where UFC fighters will beat the snot out of each other in a display of savagery for the First Felon's amusement.
Organizers claim the performance will be a grand patriotic spectacle. The whole bizarre performance literally stinks. Think about the smell of 100 porta-potties lined up on the lawn near spectators. It's going to be ugly. Especially if it's a real hot day and the gnats are out in full force.
When the porta-potties started springing up like decaying mushrooms workers on the UFC stage were confused.
Political commentator Johnny Palmadessa documented the unexpected sight in an Instagram video. "It's metaphoric for anything because, you know, it's some sort of misunderstanding having 100 dumpies on the front lawn of the White House, and that makes sense. That adds up."
His followers quickly turned the portable toilets into a metaphor for the regime itself.
Quotes:
- "Nothing says classy like porta potties on the White House lawn. Here's hoping for steamy weather," one wag wrote.
- "Trump has turned the White House into the White Trash House," another viewer suggested.
- "But it is fitting for this shitty maladministration," another viewer summarized.
I agree with them all. Nothing says America is great like Fights on the lawn and porta-potties. Trump's birthday bash coincides with other Freedom 250 events put on by a core of election deniers and Trump minions.
To round out Donnie's Special Day millions of Americans across the nation will be protesting in a NO KINGS parade against him and his treasonous regime.
As for the early appearance of crappers no one will take credit for them. So, they stand silently near the giant hole being dug for a ballroom like MAGA sentinels waiting for Trump's birthday bash.
As it Stands, I'll be providing updates on the NO KINGS protest in future posts.
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