Trump's cult, inspired by his PERFECT cognitive record, are seeking out ways to tease their tiny brains to prove they're not stupid. Most failed the new test but still claim their stable geniuses.
This new cognitive test, which was taken by all of Trump's cabinet members, is the Mr. Potato Head Challenge. No. It's a real thing. MAGA minions want to see how fast they can assemble Mr. Potato Head.
The inspiration for this test comes from a Singapore teenager, Caleb Seah, who actually set a Guiness World Record for putting Mr. Potato Head together in 4.63 seconds.
In a case of life kind of imitating art Trump adopted this challenge exclusively for members of his regime who hold positions of power.
The competitors sat in a tight circle around the resolute desk tensely holding their raw potatoes waiting for the signal to start the time clock.
Robert F. Kennedy was immediately eliminated when he ate his potato before the start signal.
Spectators sat in awe as mad Markwayne Mullin mutilated his potato, growing increasingly angry when he couldn't put Mr. Potato Head's hat on.
A bug eyed Kash Patel was cursing out loud as he tried to figure out where all the parts of Mr. Potato Head should go. To no one's surprise he came in dead last in the test.
There were groans of disgust coming from the audience as J.D. Vance tried to bury his potato in the White House couch without assembling it.
A savage and highly competitive Pete Hegseth tried to make Mr. Potato Head stand at attention despite the fact he couldn't figure out where to put his legs.
Sean Duffy was warned about putting Mr. Potato Head in a MAGA clown car for extra credit.
Judges disqualified Linda McMahon for not being able to read the rules for the test.
A mothering Susie Wiles patiently helped Trump assemble his Mr. Potato Head.
The remaining cabinet members continued to try and assemble their Mr. Potato Heads long after the test was concluded.
As it Stands, what do you think? Should the Trump team take regular cognitive tests like their beloved master?
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