The Aliens Are Here! A Green Creature Stalks Las Vegas!

As if the world isn't crazy enough, we have a new completely bonkers story about 10-foot-tall greenish aliens hiding behind a forklift in a Las Vegas family's backyard.

Here's the story:

Apparently, there was a glowing, green light that streaked across the sky that night and disappeared in the distance. The American Meteor Society reported that at least 21 people across California, Arizona, Neveda and Utah saw a glowing green light in the sky.

Okay. That's not really so strange. Meteors are always falling out of the sky and crashing on earth. It's a routine thing.

But the story attached to the mysterious green light is pushing the limits of believability for most Americans and scientists.

An anonymous witnesses told his story in a YouTube video under the name Alien Society51.

Warning lights should be going off about this witness who shared bodycam footage claiming a picture of a "perfect" circle in his backyard purportedly left behind the aircraft. What's really amusing is authorities never found that perfect circle burned into his backyard.

That didn't stop the witness from calling 911 and saying, "There's like an 8-foot person beside it and another one inside (presumably the spacecraft), and it has big eyes and it's looking at us, and it's still there."

The frantic caller told the dispatcher the creatures were "like 8 foot, 9 feet, 10 feet. I dunno what they are but 100% they're not human."

It was time for Fox News to get involved with something so sensational, so they called in George Knapp a renowned journalist (and conspiracy theorist). He supposedly talked with the people involved and declared "I didn't detect a hint of a hoax."

What better way to break the news than go to the station that specializes in hoax's...Faux News?

As far as the authorities go, they were unable to find any clues to support the green big men story. The local police department released a statement stating they don't know what exactly crashed in Las Vegas that night, but there's evidence something happened. 

Okay. Where? And what?

You can bet this story will get the UFO nuts to jump into their clown cars and start touring the country with "witnesses" to the alien invasion. Rumors are that House GOP members might "investigate" the whole sham with James Comer chairing the subcommittee.

As it stands, nothing is too far out for the House crazy caucus members whose main mission is sowing chaos in our government.