From the GOP Bible's Book of Idiots
Chapter: 1:2
"And Trump descended from the polluted clouds to bring the people hope by selling NFT Cards for a bargain price of $99 each."
Chapter: 8-31
"What, then, shall we say in response to liberal evil? If Trump is for us, who can be against us?"
Chapter 40:10
Trump Disciple Steve Bannon looked at the crowd of Trump acolytes and said, "With man it is impossible, but not with Trump. For all things are possible with Trump."
Chapter 44: 23
"Therefore, my beloved minions, be steadfast, immoveable, and always obeying the Lord Trump, and your labors will not be in vain."
Chapter 52:14
"Trust in Trump with all your heart and ignore reality and he will bless you for the rest of your days."
Chapter 69: 45
"For I have plans for you all declared Trump, 'Plans to give you the dystopian world you so crave."
Chapter 74:19
"As a MAGA mother comforts her white child, so will Lord Trump comfort you."
Chapter 81-35
"All scripture is inspired by Trump and is useful for teaching, rebuking, correcting, and training Maggots so they can go forth and pollute governments."
Chapter 91-57
"But first seek Trump Tower to get your marching orders from Trump himself."
Chapter 94-13
"Keep your lives free and give me your money and be content with what you have," sayth the blessed grifter your Lord Trump."
Chapter 99:68
"He was impeached for protecting you; he was attacked by rabid liberals so that you could spread lies like flies."
Chapter 102: 89
And Trump spoke to the masses, "Very truly I tell you, whoever believes my words are good sheep and will eternally dwell at one of my golf courses."
As it stands, coming soon a new Republican board game, "Psychos in the House!"
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