A 2022 Christmas Carol

Deck the Courts

Deck the Courts with Trump indictments, Fa la la la la la la la la!

'Tis the season of treason, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Don we now Trump's prisoner apparel, Fa la la la la la la la la!

Time to bang the wooden gavel, Fa la la la la la la la!

Watch Trump's trials on TV, Fa la la la la la la la!

Hear the jurors declare Trump guilty, Fa la la la la la la la!

Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la la la la la la!

Start the new year with concurrent prison terms, lads and lasses, Fa la la la la la la la!

Deck the corridors of Congress with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la la la la la la!

'Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la la la la la la

Fa la la la la la la la!

Fa la la la la la la la!

Fa la la la la la la la la la!

My apologies to the author of Deck the Halls John Ceiriog Hughs, a Welsh poet and collector of Welsh folk tunes.

As it stands, this parody poem has really gotten my holiday spirit soaring on this cold winter day.