Where in the World is Waldo/Gaetz?

In case you never heard of the Where's Waldo series it features a fictional character who travels all over the world.

In the real-world Matt Gaetz has been flittering around the country avoiding any unnecessary publicity. He comes out of hiding long enough to vote on something then skitters off like a cockroach to right-wing pod casts with his buddy Marjorie Taylor Greene.

Waldo the character is known for his distinct wardrobe of a red and white striped shirt, blue jeans, brown boots, and his red and white bobbled hat. His travels extend beyond this world and into magical lands.

Gaetz is known for his snappy mob-inspired suits and is currently under investigation since 2020 for having sex with a 17-year-old girl and paying her for it. His magical place was Jeffrey Epstein's private island for pedophiles. 

Waldo came from the Land of Waldos, which is filled with Waldos just like him.

Gaetz comes from the Land of Trump, which is filled with assholes just like him.

Waldo's magic hat contains any number of useful objects of various sizes.

Gaetz's MAGA hat has a label inside - Made in China.

Stay tuned for the next episode of Matt Gaetz the corrupt lawmaker who everyone loves to hate. Will his next adventure be in prison when the DOJ puts him away for sex crimes?