Saturday, November 30, 2019

Look on the Senate Floor! It's a Speeding Bullet... No! It's Stall Man!

Illustration Courtesy of MAD Magazine

Good Day World!

He's able to block democracy in a single bound...

He's bound by no loyalty but to himself...

He shoots down House bills with his Trump-Ray vision...

Some call him Moscow Mitch...

Other's like Mad Magazine, call him Stall Man for his ability to stop any legislation Trump doesn't like.

Call him what you will, Mitch McConnell has become the Grim Reaper where non-Trump bills go to die in a partisan graveyard.

Like all partisan hacks, especially the one's who drink a dose of Trump Kool Aid daily, McConnell has no scruples, no morals, no conscience, but the sucker is really connected.

With his wife's (Elaine Chao's) connection - she's Secretary of Transportation - the pair are both in bed with two of our worst foreign enemies.

Chao with her China connection which is currently being investigated by Congress, and Mitch with his Moscow connection to a Russian Oligarch, are just one example of current Washington DC power couples. (Think Jared and Ivanka.)

Both are blissfully corrupt in the Age of Trump where the swamp was supersized to envelope every branch of our government.

Even Mitch's fellow Republicans in the Senate are getting tired of not passing any legislation in favor of a parade of wannabee judges being confirmed (after an oath of loyalty to Trump) to infect our judiciary system - from top to bottom.

I would suggest to those GOP sleepwalkers in the Senate that they need to wake up fast, and stand up for their constituents... not Stall Man!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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