Monday, January 28, 2019

Where's the Duct Tape? Show Me The Tape!

Good Day World!

I've got a beef with Trump's recent duct tape mania.

Somehow duct-tape has become a dog whistle for his core in his latest tweets and appearances when talking about the immigration crisis.

Where the hell did the duct-taped women being smuggled over the southern border bullshit come from? (One possibility is that with his overactive sexual drive the thought must turn him on!)

According to officials in Homeland Security, they have not seen any cases like Trump so vehemently pleaded were happening after being forced to open the government again.

The whole duct tape scenario he's described in recent rants has no basis in reality. Like many of Trump's delusional announcements to whip up his fringe followers, the duct tape story is sensational and only exists in an alternative universe.

The rest of America isn't so easily fooled. The majority of people want the truth, not fear-mongering memes coming from a failing demagogue.

Let me summarize with a popular commercial on TV back in 1984 titled, "Where's the beef?" and... 

conclude with the modern equivalent of the commercial today, "Where's the duct-tape?"

Related: Fact Check: Trump Claims 'Growing' Crisis on Southern Border 

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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