Good Day World!
Valdimir Putin is dancing in the Kremlin today because his buddy Donald Trump got elected president of the United States.
The bromance is really on now.
I'm stunned and shocked. How could we do this to ourselves? Trump is the most unqualified president to ever invade the White House.
But slightly more than half of Americans voted for him hoping for change. They're going to get change alright...but not the kind they were thinking.
The rest of the world is watching with bated breath as Donny Little Hands snuggles up to the nuke button and grins.
The Trump White House will be nothing more than a big top tent for the circus ahead. Minorities are cringing. Waiting for Trump to come after them.
My disappointment is profound this morning. I feel like America has sunk to a new low here, and in the world's eyes. We've officially become a laughingstock.
Time for me to walk on down the road...