Here are some links that hopefully will find your funny bone…
Teacher suspended for 'touching boy's arm'
According to the Daily Express...
A 67-year-old teacher who has been teaching for over 50 years has been banned from teaching because she touched a nine-year-old boy's arm. More on that story here.
Sister kicks brother's genitals…
This is what makes news in north-west Florida:
A north-west Floridian woman aged 19 has been charged with domestic battery after kicking her brother in the genitals. 'The brother said she scratched him, too.' (NWFdailynews.com)
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'Tiger Woods plays with own balls, Nike says' - Oddee.com
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