Editor's Note: I just found out that this is a non-story. It's fake.
I should have researched sooner. I apologize to my readers.
His lawyers are going after a 17-year old girl in San Francisco because they don't think anyone should be allowed to mock the Liar-In-Chief.
The teenager in question, Lucy, created the site TrumpScratch. It allows you to use a cat to punch Trump.
Seems like harmless fun, right? Well, not according to Trump.
“Meanwhile, he tweets about The Apprentice ratings and sends out power-drunk tweets about phone tapping. HOW ABOUT BEING THE PRESIDENT?”
Good point Lucy. You're acting more like an adult than our first illegitimate president.
After getting her first warning letter Lucy changed the name of the website to KittenFeed. Didn't matter. Lump's sleazy lawyers won't be content until they shut her website down.
“It’s so sad that his administration is focused more on being liked, burying real news and taking down sites like mine as they supposedly make him look bad,” Lucy said.
On the bright side, you can still go there and punch Thump to your heart's desire. I'd advise you visit the website right away however, because this is a one-sided battle.
Time for me to walk on down the road...