Didn't You Use To Work In The White House? And, Other Questions Of The Day

                                     Good Day World!

Washington D. C. Pennsylvania Avenue

Man-On-the-Street interviews:

"Excuse me sir! Didn't you use to work in the White House? Aren't you John McEntee?"

Man keeps walking without answering.

"Wait a minute viewers! I think I see Rex Tillerson! Yep, that's him on the North Lawn! Boy he sure looks pissed off! Let's see if we can get a statement from him.

"Excuse me, Mr. Secretary of State, can I ask you a quick question?"

"Better make it quick, I'm outa this shithole for good!"

"What? Why?"

"That moron-in-charge fired me this morning! He claims I didn't kiss his ass often enough."

"Whose going to take your place?"

"A top-drawer ass-kisser...Mike Pompeo."

"Then whose going to take Pompeo's job as CIA chief?"

" Another world-class ass-kisser and kicker! Gina Haspel, the current CIA deputy director."

"Well viewers, you heard it here. Another White House exodus."

"Hey buddy, I've got some news for you."

"Who are you?"

"David Rhodes."

"As in the president of CBS News?"

"That's right. I just want to let you know my network is working on verifying information provided by Stormy Daniels before we release an interview with her on 60 Minutes." 

"Can you tell us when to expect this bombshell?"

"Soon. Just stay tuned."

"This has been quit an exciting day so far viewers. You never know who you'll see strolling along on Pennsylvania Avenue.  

"Hold on... I think I see Yahoo News chief investigative correspondent Michael Isikoff and Mother Jones Washington bureau chief David Corn coming up the street!

"They released their new book "Russian Roulette: The Inside Story of Putin's War on America and the Election of Donald Trump" yesterday. Let's see if we can have a moment with them.

"Excuse me gentleman! Do you have anything to say about your new book?"

"Yea...read it!" Isikoff said.

Pausing for a moment the two men stopped directly in front of the White House. Then they both gave a single finger salute and slowly walked away.

"That's a wrap for the day!

"In the upcoming segments we hope to see the rest of Trump's original cabinet - Jeff Sessions David Shulken, H.R.McMaster, Ryan Zinke Scott Pruitt, Ben Carson, John Kelly, and Betsy DeVos, before they're kicked out too.

I hope you tune in next week to see whose coming and going on Pennsylvania Avenue!"

Time for me to walk on down the road....

Primary Parade Begin's Today - Will Pennsylvania Go From Red To Blue?

                                      Good Day World!

The primary parade starts today in Pennsylvania. 

Voters will decide in the special House election, between Democrat Conor Lamb and Republican Rick Saccone, who will represent their state.

Interesting fact:

The traditionally red 18th district is not going to look the same come November's midterm elections.

Why?

Because the Republicans were caught cheating.

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court redrew the state's legislative map to redress decades of gerrymandering, resulting in a more level playing field. 

Despite being called a close race by political pundits, there's a sense of an impending Democratic avalanche. A positive energy is coming in the form of voter turn-out in the state.

By all accounts, the Democratic base is much more motivated to vote now - a year into Trump's presidency - than they were in the 2016 election.

Between now and the Fall, we're going to see a lot more national coverage on state races. That in itself, would benefit Democrats.

I have no predictions for today.

If Lamb loses, I won't be shocked. If he wins, I won't be entirely surprised, and will certainly take it as a good sign towards the Democrats regaining Congress.

Time for me to walk on down the road...  

Nuke Wars: When Psychopathic Leaders Meet To Measure Hand Sizes

Good Day World!

First off, I don't really expect to see Trump and Kim Jong Un in the same room...anywhere.

Despite talk of their upcoming meeting tentatively scheduled in May, don't bet on it.

But...

If the unthinkable happens, and the two world-class egotists do sit across from one another without calling each other a name long enough to negotiate a treaty, it would be Yuuuch!

In the miracle department for sure!

Current status for this stunning news:


North Korea has the advantage in this proposed get-together. They've already called the first shot in the game by getting Trump to agree to meet.

No American president has ever met with a North Korean dictator for good reason...they didn't want to legitimize the rogue regime by sitting down as equals, and without getting a major concession from them first, before any talks take place. 

Trump's sudden decision to meet with Kim sends a bad message to other rogue states in the world that North Korea is so powerful that the world's superpower has agreed to negotiate with them.

Imagine, just for a scary moment, that Trump and Kim did sit down and got to comparing nuclear arsenals - each trying to one-up the other - as tensions rise in the room - and staffers on both sides attempt to cool them down.

The final straw, I suspect, would be when they got to comparing hand sizes! They'd both bruise their chubby knuckles pushing down too hard on their respective nuclear football codes.

Back to reality.

Like I initially suggested, the odds are pretty steep that the two psychopathic leaders will ever meet face-to-face.

At least, I hope not!

Time for me to walk on down the road...