On Good Coffee, Porn Stars, and Trump's War Against California

Trumpy and Stormy in better days 

                                     Good Day World!

My choice of coffee has evolved over the years. I've gone from brand-to-brand, like a suitor looking for a bride. 

My latest choice is Don Francisco's medium roast Hawaiian hazelnut. It's simply awesome! I've tried other flavored coffees (have you ever tried Snicker doodle coffee?), but this one tops them all.

Pause...while I take a sip.

All right then! Let's talk about Stormy Daniel, a porn star getting ready to really embarrass Trump.

A lawyer for Daniels mocked the White House press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders yesterday for saying President Trump won an arbitration case with with the adult film star, jokingly saying "he also won the popular vote."

Daniels filed a civil lawsuit against Trump Tuesday in an effort to void a nondisclosure agreement between the two. In the suit, she claims that the agreement is not valid because Trump never signed the document.

Trump has claimed she's lying about having an affair with him. I guess we'll just have to see what happens next.

U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions declaration of War

Gov. Jerry Brown got up on the podium yesterday and slammed Sessions for "initiating a reign of terror" against immigrants in California.

"This is basically going to war against the state of California, the engine of the American economy," Brown said. "It's not wise, it's not right and it will not stand."

Sessions on Tuesday filed suit against the state over three new laws, passed last year to protect immigrants living in California illegally, that he argues violate the supremacy clause of the U.S. Constitution and interfere with federal immigration enforcement.

Brown also blasted Sessions for making "wild accusations" and willfully misrepresenting California's laws and its intentions.

"We know the Trump administration is full of liars," Brown said. "They've pled guilty already to the special counsel."

I'll be curious to see how this power move by stumpy Sessions and the snakes backing him turns out.

I'm putting my money on California.

Time for me to walk on down the road..

The Fall Of The House of Trump - A Political Reality Show For The Ages

Good Day World!

Please be seated as I bring you up to date on the latest episode of The Fall Of The House of Trump, a reality show about corruption.

When we checked in last time Hope Hicks (one of Trump's favorite ass-kissers) broke down in tears explaining to the White House staff why she was suddenly leaving them.

Veteran viewers of the show knew that Hicks didn't really leave to pursue a new career - she left under fire from WH chief-of-staff, John Kelly.

It also might have been something to do with her admission  of "telling white lies," to benefit Trump. Mueller probably took exception to the lying part. 

We'll all have to stay tuned on that issue. I suspect we'll hear more down the road.

Here's another heads up moment: Gary Cohn, Trump's top economic advisor, is leaving because Donny won't listen to him about not having trade tariffs that could lead to a trade war. 

Meanwhile, we're witnessing a new mini-drama by another Trump kiss-ass of long standing - Kellyanne Conway! She violated the Hatch Act on two occasions.

The US Office of Special Counsel made the announcement yesterday. 

So what will be Conway's fate? Will Kelly boot her ass out?

If history is an indicator, nothing will happen to Conway. The results of this investigation will go to Trump to make a decision on.
The counsel's recommendation for a severe penalty will end up in the round files. Trump will praise her. And that, will be that.

You have to admit, it does makes for some good reality TV.

Just look at some of the spinoffs:

The Jared and Ivanka Real Estate Winners special presentation featuring underhanded dealing with bankers and foreign entities.

This touching tale also has scenes of Jared being dominated by Ivanka, who forces him to give her a pedicure.

The Wacky World of Eric and Don Jr., was a two-part series featuring the 21st century version of Bevis and Butthead, Eric and Don Jr. Trump's adventures. 

Forbidden Romance, a movie starring Hope Hicks and Rob Porter's short, but adventurous relationship, and how they experienced multiple "Mile-High Club" moments in Air Force One.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Some Things Will Always Remain a Mystery

Good Day World!

Despite reports over the years about what happened to Amelia Earhart 81 years-ago, no one really knows what her fate was.

It's, in all probability, a mystery that will never be solved.

A modern mystery has sprung up in Cuba, where the American diplomatic staff has been suffering symptoms resembling brain trauma.

A mysterious noise is said to be the problem. The Cuban government denies any wrong-doing (of course) and American experts are baffled.

One low tech possibility was advanced by the Cubans who suggested the noise the Americans were hearing was humming Jamaican field crickets. Not Cuban crickets, mind you!

It's a mystery to me how Trump ever got elected president. Politic pundits have offered a dozen reasons why we're stuck with this wanna-be dictator with a poor hairpiece. But no one really knows how the unthinkable took place.

Moving on...

You couldn't pay me to sleep in a transparent capsule hanging off the side of a Peruvian mountain, but some people think it's a cool idea and are willing to pay $400 a night to do it. That's a mystery to me.

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Fifty-five years ago President John F. Kennedy was assassinated. To this day no one knows the whole story behind his murder. It'll forever remain a mystery, and popular conspiracy story.

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I'll always be mystified that my wife has stayed with me 43- years. That's above and beyond, the call of duty!

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More Mysteries:

Why are so many people racist?

What makes people "haters?"

Why can't dogs live as long as humans?

Time for me to walk on down the road...