White House Staff's Mission Impossible: Cover for Trump

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It has to be the hardest job in Washington.

Standing up for Trump has been a challenge for all the public relations minions in the White House since he was sworn into office.

The PR puppets have come and gone, cast aside when they no longer could effectively hide all of Trump's lies. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is the chief "shit-eater" in the West Wing.

Her ability to stand up to the press and defend her man is impressive. 

We must not forget the busy puppets in the background covering for their foul-mouthed master. The most recent cover-up:

The public is told...

Trump got a clean bill of health after a three-hour examination.

So why was the statement signed "Dr. Ronnie Jackson?"

What's odd about that you ask?

Well, unless the White House doctor suddenly forgot to spell his own name - Ronny Jackson - correctly, something stinks in the White House.

It should also be noted that most medical doctors sign their name, followed by their degree (for example Ronny Jackson, MD, FAAEM).

Not "Dr." so, and so.

The question here is why did his minions fake the doctor's statement? Do you suppose there's something they don't want us to know?

Hmmmmmm...

One last cover-up:

President Donald Trump's personal lawyer brokered a $130,000 payment to a porn actress to prevent her from publicly discussing an alleged sexual encounter with Trump, according to a report published Friday in The Wall Street Journal. 

When Huckabee was asked to comment on that lurid report she disdainfully told the press "These are old, recycled reports, which were published and strongly denied prior to the election."

Someone ought to tell Huckabee denial doesn't mean the story didn't happen. It did.

No one defending Trump will comment on the $130,000 his lawyer agreed to give the porn star for her silence in 2016, or that she was getting tired of waiting for her money, and threatened to talk.

A reminder; Trump is married to Melania, and was married to her when he cheated with "Stormy Daniels." For the record, her real name is Stephanie Clifford.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Racist-In-Chief Shows His True Colors

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Any doubt that Trump is a racist has finally been dispelled after he called Haiti and African countries "shitholes."

Reactions to his statement:

The Human Rights Office of the United Nations say Trumps comment is racist.

Republicans who spoke out about Trump's racist comment.

Reaction to Trump's comments from Sen.Dick Durbin; "I cannot believe that in the history of the White House and that Oval Office any president has ever spoken the words that I personally heard our president speak yesterday."

Haiti Calls Trump remark racist.

Trump's Shithole Comments typify how the GOP uses Immigration to energize their base

As for Trump's popularity abroad:

Trump Target of petition: Swiss group tries to block Trump from World Economic Forum in Davos.

Trump cancels trip to London:

London mayor Sadiq Khan said,

"It appears that President Trump got the message from the many Londoners who love and admire America and Americans but find his policies and actions the polar opposite of our city’s values of inclusion, diversity and tolerance. His visit would without doubt have been met by mass peaceful protests."

There you have it. This is Trump's version of making America Great Again...turning the world against us with stupid and racist remarks.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Welcome To Romper Room, Or As It Use To Be Called The White House

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Welcome to Romper Room, or as it use to be known, the White House.

We pick up the story where 'lil Donny is tweeting something stupid straight from Fox and Friends.

The tweet is critical of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA), a key surveillance tool that the House was about to reauthorize yesterday morning.

The Man Child-In-Charge tweeted:

“House votes on controversial FISA ACT today. This is the act that may have been used, with the help of the discredited and phony Dossier, to so badly surveil and abuse the Trump Campaign by the previous administration and others?"

Big Baby Trump managed to blast this claim before the nursery staff arrived and the confusion in the West Wing and the halls of Congress became exquisite.

Chief baby-sitter John Kelly's phone wouldn't stop ringing. Lawmakers wandered around like stunned ducks trying to understand just what Donny wanted.

Finally Donny's crack team of clowns put together a new tweet for Donny:

 "With that being said, I have personally directed the fix to the unmasking process since taking office and today’s vote is about foreign surveillance of foreign bad guys on foreign land. We need it! Get smart!"

Okay. Everyone from Sarah Huckabee Sanders to John Kelly, had to act fast to avoid keeping Donny from looking any stupider, or out of touch.

The cat was out of the bag however.

Trump's lack of focus was featured days before during the televised meeting between him and members of Congress, when he contradicted himself several times.

Babysitting Donny is a 24-hour job that only a true Trumpie would attempt.

Whether in the Oval Office or his bedroom, gems like this continue to spew forth from his ass:

During his last meeting on immigration -

“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries come here?”

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Worried That Trump May Nuke Some Nation? You Should Be

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Here's where we're at this morning; the chance of a nuclear holocaust is improving as you read this.

Trump may soon be using smaller nukes to get his way in world negotiations. Let me explain:

Trump's childish taunts against North Korea's leader has been making a lot of countries uncomfortable. However, these taunts are nothing compared to what Trump has planned with his generals.

The end of this month, during his State of the Union speech, Donny is going to share his new nuclear posture with Americans, and the world.

The master plan is to loosen constraints (you read that right) on the use of nuclear weapons!

The Pentagon has signed on with our Moron-in-Charge to supposedly make it easier to get away with using nukes against someone who pisses us off (make that, pisses Trump off).

The puppets at the Pentagon have developed a new low-yield nuclear warhead for US Trident missiles. Why?

Because they have a vision. In it, they develop a modified version of the Trident D5 submarine-launched missiles with only part of their normal warhead. Why?

Because they think that by using smaller nukes (and not taking out a quarter of the planet) it will deter Russia from using it's tactical warheads (which probably could annihilate a quarter of the planet) in a potential conflict.

I know. What will keep the Russians from clobbering us with their big nukes, while we're lobbing lower grade nukes at North Korea, Iran, or Syria?

I don't even want to think about Trump sitting in the Oval office, barely aware of where he's at, and waiting to try out the new nukes in America's arsenal.

If this indeed is is our master plan for national security in the 21st century to protect our nation...then we're fucked!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

The Interview: Is There A Light At The End Of The Tunnel?

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Could it be? 

Is the Russia/Trump investigation coming to an end soon?

Perhaps.

Mueller's request for an interview with Trump has some experts saying it sounds like the natural progression of an investigation. Apparently, it's normal to talk with the main player last.

Let us not forget however, there's nothing normal about this investigation into Trump's, and his campaign staffs, coordination and obstruction of justice.

Trump's outside legal team is trying to avoid a face-to-face interview between Trump and Mueller.

For good reason. If Donny has to sit down more than fifteen minutes and defend himself to Mueller, he's going to come unglued.

His lawyers will prep him with answers, but if he goes off-track, as he often does, he could put both feet in his mouth in minutes.

Then there's Trump's memory.

His legal team knows he can't remember all the lies he's told people. After a lifetime of lying, he's been monitored telling five-a-day since he crept into office behind Putin's bare back.

Because Trump can no longer separate reality from his own alternative universe, Mueller will be able to read his responses in real time...a chilling thought for his legal team.

The odds of the prosecutor's accepting any of Trump's lawyers attempts to avoid a face-to-face interview are (to quote Chuck Rosenberg a former U.S. Attorney) "somewhere between infinitesimally small and zero.”

Kinda like Trump's hands, and his IQ.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Guidelines For Making A Country Look Foolish

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I've got two questions for all the nations on earth this morning:

Do you want to look as foolish as America does right now under Trump?

Are you envious of all the laughs we're getting?

Then stop watching and found out how you too could look the fool!

For the great price of $9.99 you can follow in The Donald's wacky footsteps with this video of his first year in office. 

Some highlights in the video;

Trump on the Russian investigation: "It's making our country look foolish. And this is a country that I don't want looking foolish. And it's not going to look foolish as long as I'm here."

As we all know, Trump has managed to make the United States a mockery among nations and we couldn't look more foolish if we tried.

Now for the six guidelines on how to make your country a joke too:

1. Elect a con man clown.

2. Allow the clown/emperor to walk around naked.

3. Pretend he really cares about people while kicking them      out of the country.

4. Encourage your leader to attack people daily on Twitter.

5. Turn the other way when your new leader systematically       enriches the wealthy with crooked legislation. 

6. Attack and discredit any media that doesn't slavishly             praise your new leader.

Time for me to walk on down the road....

Damage Control In Trump Land Is Falling On Deaf Ears

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Warning! The "book" has totally unhinged POTUS.

You haven't seen anything yet when it comes to Trump's damage control crew of clowns praising their insane leader in his hour of need.

(Illustration from Rolling Stone)

White Nationalist Stephen Miller, one of Trump's sleazier entourage, appeared on CNN yesterday with Jake Tapper, and really made an ass of himself attacking the interviewer.

But that's only part of the story...

The White House put Miller on four Sunday Shows to dodge, lie, and attack the media.

Moving on:

I've never been more proud about being an Army veteran than I was yesterday when the official Army twitter feed liked a comment made by actress Mindy Kaling.

In case you missed it, she compared her narcissistic character on the sitcom "The Office," to Trump in her viral twitter feed.

That tweet may be gone now - I suspect Donny found out about it - but it was a revealing tell about what our armed forces think about Trumplethinskin.

As far as the rest of the world goes, it's no exaggeration to say that Donny's mental acuity is being seriously questioned by world leaders. Now, more than ever.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Lol! 'Stable Genius' Is making America Great Again...Wink! Wink!

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"Golleeeeie!" as deceased actor Jim Nabors use to say...

the political fallout from Michael Wolff's searing book on Donald Trump -  "Fire and Fury: Inside the Trump White House," has unhinged Donny.

His maniacal tweets in response to the tell-all book, have been fast and furious, only furthering evidence that accusations against his mental state were accurate.

But my favorite Donny rebuttal was the one where he claimed to be a "stable genius."

I'm going to frame and hang that gem along with some of his other classic claims on Twitter, in my Hall of Shame.

Not just a genius, but a stable one. How telling is that? It's just another glimpse into Trump's alternate universe where he's loved by all.

The dictionary defines genius as a noun meaning "exceptional intellectual or creative power or other natural ability.

In Donny's case we can confidently state that he is not an intellectual (the man barely reads and has the focus of a bumble bee in heat).

That leaves creative power, and other natural ability.

If you consider P.T. Barnum a really creative guy, then there's a case for Trump's creative ability. The art of the con takes a lot of imagination and the ability to lie while looking you in the eye.

Which brings us to his natural ability.

Donny has proven to be a first-class liar. He stands in a class all of his own. He's told an average of five lies a day since he raised his tiny hand and was sworn into office.

Our Liar-In-Chief is under fire from numerous directions, not least among them is the charge of Obstructing Justice.

As he continues to melt down on Twitter, his argument for being a "stable" person (let alone a genius) withers on the vine.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

Bomb Cyclones and A Political Bomb Dominate The News

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I know a lot of people are talking about "bomb cyclones" dropping in the eastern part of the nation, but a lot more people (worldwide) are talking about a book bomb titled, "Fire and Fury: Inside The Trump White House."

If you live on this planet, then you know the tell-all book by Michael Wolff, has sent seismic waves throughout the world of politics and the American public.

I hope I'm not understating the damage this book has wrought thus far. It was not just a bomb, it was an atomic bomb.

I wasn't surprised to hear that everyone around Trump knew he was an idiot, and acted like a child. I already knew that much by listening to his tweets last year, like the rest of the world did.

Trump's ego is on life support right now. If there's one thing in the world he gives a damn about it's his image.

Watching the world roar with laughter as all of his closest friends and family's disparaging remarks about him are revealed, must be like pouring pitch on his hairpiece and lighting it!

Wolff, in an exclusive interview on NBC's "Today," said that everyone he spoke to for the book described the president the same way...they all say he is like a child. 

Unfortunately for us all, this dangerous man child can start a nuclear war if he's pushed too hard.

So please, try not to laugh out loud when you read the book.

I've already got my copy on Kindle.

Time for me to walk on down the road...