Putin and Trump recently got into a bigly argument about how he's conducting his presidential campaign.
Putin accused Trump and his minions of not being serious about the race by not raising enough funds for the campaign on top of his losing strategy of revealing who he really is. The Republican party was broken and cash poor but somehow continued to pay Trump's legal bills.
In essence, Putin was disappointed in his puppet's efforts and beginning to believe Trump's crimes might catch up to him in the form of a felony conviction in an October surprise.
In a moment of rage as he saw his puppet's odds of winning decrease Putin ordered his secret police to release the infamous "Pee Pee Tapes" featuring Trump and two transgender prostitutes.
After Putin settled down his snake brain thought about the kind of people who follow Trump and decided it wasn't that bad a mistake sharing Trump's sexual escapade. His followers may even add that sick act to their Ultra MAGA status creds.
Sure enough, days later the Pee Pee Tapes were being premiered at walk-in theatres in red districts everywhere. Bystanders marveled at the long lines of red-hated Trump followers wearing his merchandize while chanting "Pee on me baby!"
The usual Trump vendors were there hawking "Pee on me" badges, plastic sheet covers, and a new Trump perfume called "Pee Amour."
Meanwhile the rest of Americans were vomiting.
As it Stands, I hope you enjoy your April Fool's Day as much as I have.
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