Burrowing in for Christmas at Mar a Lardo

Trump minions have been reporting that The Donald has been storing up supplies for Christmas... and beyond.

One of the special deliveries (photo left) was a hefty supply of Ketchup for all occasions.

The main banquet room in Mar a Lardo has been transformed into a dystopian Christmas scene in anticipation of the whole crime family gathering for Christmas Day.

The decorating theme this season is "Christmas is about Me" (just like every year) with festive napkins of a naked Trump lunging across a city skyline with the caption "I Alone Can Save You." 

A group of spineless Republicans plan to have a special MAGA Christmas award for His Orangeness.

The award was named after top brown-noses in the party agreed it was perfect call... 

The Purple Bone Spur award.

There are contests and game show simulations planned for the entire crime family and their friends on a very MAGA Christmas Day.

The host for the yuletide gameshow celebration - Which Crime Is It? -  will (of course!) be Don the Con himself.

Because the whole day was Trump centric it needed a good closing act.

Wearing nothing but a Mankini Trump will show his bigly pole dancing skills while "You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch" blares through the room of stunned guests and family members.

By all accounts Trump plans on barricading in Mar a Lardo while the shitstorm of indictments begins to come in next year. Hence the ketchup stash.

Christmas Day will be particularly poignant for Trump and his Capo kids because next Christmas they may be celebrating behind bars!

As it stands, rumors are that special counsel Jack Smith has a New Year surprise for Trump. I wonder what it could possibly be?