Saturday, November 12, 2022

Coming to a Theatre Near You Soon: MAGA World Godzilla vs King Ghidorah Fight for Control of GOP

In this corner we have Trump aka Godzilla versus DeSantis aka King Ghidorah in the other corner.

The Republican party is in chaos right now after the Democrats kicked their asses in the recent election. The last thing they want to see is their two bigly leaders Trump and DeSantis waging war.

The gigantic grudge between the two hard-right heavies has already begun. Trump is jealous of DeSantis's popularity with the party, especially after his historic win in Florida. Worse yet, he won't kiss the ring and endorse Trump for re-election. The name calling has begun.

Movie opens.

Scene One - Godzilla lumbers into Florida and confronts King Ghidorah who is holding a victory rally at The Villages.

Total panic! Seniors jumping out of their wheelchairs and running like they were teenagers in every direction as the two monster's clash.

The titanic struggle destroys homes and squashes Republican supporters like ants. Finally, Godzilla gets a nosebleed and backs off the battle and lumbers off to Mar-a-Lago with his tail between his legs.

Scene Two - The Republican National Party is in a panic. Members are divided between who they should support. Godzilla was their monster for six years but King Ghidorah, who by the way has three-heads, might be their future.

Movie stops here with a message, "Stay tuned for next installment."

Lights come on.

So, what do you think? Who's going to win?

You're right. It's way too early to tell. The fun has just begun. I love all monster movies. Do you love monster movies that are drenched in toxic politics? 

As it stands, I think we're all in for a treat! Get your popcorn ready and take a seat.

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