(Sen. Ted Cruz (Aidy Bryant) introduces Burt and Ernie, 'the Proud Boys,' (Alex Moffatt and Mikey Day) on his version of Sesame Street or 'Ted Cruz Street.'NBC)
If you watched Saturday Night Live's skit mocking Sen. Ted Cruz's verbal assault against Sesame Street's Big Bird, you'd probably like the laughs to continue.I'll do my best.
The skit introduced a series of characters who populate Cruz's neighborhood. From Marjorie Taylor Greene to Joe Rogan, the right-wing universe was well-represented.
An new episode on Ted Cruz Street:
Cruz, wearing a MAGA hat, appears before a group of children with MAGA hats on.
"Isn't it the greatest thing to be on the MAGA Team where we all get to defy reality daily?"
Cheers from the group of six-year old's.
"Today I'm going to explain why we all should worship Donald Trump - who is actually still the president."
Cut to commercial.
More scenes I'd like to see;
Ted Cruz's big adventure in Cancun, Mexico where he encounters Paul Gosar in drag hiding from summon servers.
The zany duo is spotted on the beach strolling along wearing "bandana hammocks" and stalking underage girls.
Another new Ted Cruz Street episode:
Correcting History in MAGA classroom
"Let's start off with debunking the rumor that the South lost the Civil War. The Confederacy still blooms in red states as proof.
"Regardless of what the libtards say, the Bowling Green massacre did happen. And Kellyanne Conway should get a reward for speaking up about the incident.
"The 1950's were the good old days when people knew their place in society.
"That's all for today kids... make sure to pick up your MAGA coloring books and videos showing Democrats trying to destroy our democracy."
Cut to commercial
The show concludes with a shot of Ted Cruz lumbering along through the streets of his district leading a herd of sheep. The message is clear; a wolf in sheep's clothing shall lead them to the bottom of the rabbit hole.
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