Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Trump's Political Alternate Reality Rally Guaranteed to Be Entertaining

Make plans to attend now.

Trump has invited the who's-who of the far-right Big Lie promoters to a rally this Saturday and you just have to see it.

If you do go prepare to laugh your ass off because the lineup is better than a gaggle of demented comedians.  

Trump plays his usual maniac self. The event features a major QAnon supporter! Can you imagine? A full-fledged nutcase will set the table.

Sheep in red MAGA hats and sporting the latest in Trump attire, will descend upon the Arizona desert to cheer on Arizona State Sen. Mark Finchem, billed as the event's "special guest speaker."

He's special alright.

Trump has anointed him among other Republican challengers in the primary to see who the GOP's secretary of state candidate will be.

Finchem is an unabashed QAnon loonie who recently was a featured speaker at a QAnon conference in Las Vegas.

There's more entertainment.

The rally will also feature two of the most bad ass bitches in congress. That's right. Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia and Lauren Boebert of Colorado.

You want to hear crazy? Those two females invented it. I don't know for sure, but they may pole dance with AR-15s. Just a rumor among the MAGA faithful mind you.

The fun doesn't end there, however.

Pillow Boy Mike Lindell will be there with reams of computer printouts proving Trump won the 2020 election.

Attendees can also expect to see Kelli Ward the Arizona chair for the GOP and ringleader of false audits signing autographs on allegedly missing ballots printed on rice paper.

Also expected to slither on stage is none other than batshit crazy, Rep. Paul Gosar, whose family hates him, but he doesn't care because he wants to be Trump's official ass wipe.

Gosar's fellow moron, Rep. Andy Biggs, will be hanging around backstage telling racist jokes while waiting to make an appearance alongside his master Trump. 

Finally, Kari Lake, a former Fox anchor who is running for governor, will challenge Boebert and Greene to compete in a screaming match.

Winner gets to go to Mar-a-Lago and dine on sumptuous McDonald's cheeseburgers while Trump recounts sexual episodes from his perverted past.

So, listen.

There's still plenty of time to change whatever plans you have this Saturday and head to Florence, Arizona for a day of guaranteed laughs and fun.

Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Here's Why Madison Cawthorn May Not Get Re-Elected in the Midterms

There's more than one way to stop Trump supporters from polluting our political system in future elections.

This brilliant tactic is the 14th Amendment.

The North Carolina State Board of Elections - which oversees the scrutiny of candidates' qualifications - received a letter from 11 voters yesterday challenging Madison Cawthorn's ability to re-run for Congress in the midterms.

The voters cited his participation in a rally last January in Washington that questioned the presidential election outcome and preceded the Capitol riot.

Cawthorn who formally filed as a candidate for the newly created 13th District seat last month, should be ineligible the voters contend because he fails to comply with an amendment in the Constitution ratified shortly after the Civil War.

That would be the aforementioned 14th Amendment which states, "No one can serve in Congress... to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same."

Guess what Cawthorn did? 

The written challenge says events on Jan. 6, 2021 "amounted to an insurrection" and that his speech at the rally supporting Trump, his other comments and information in published reports provide a "reasonable suspicion or belief" that he helped facilitate the insurrection (there's that word again). 

Meanwhile, the legal director, Ron Fein, of Free Speech for People, a national election and campaign finance reform group is backing the challenge. 

Fein told the Associated Press that Cawthorn is only the tip of the insurrectionist iceberg. The group intends to file against other members of Congress associated with the insurrection. 

The "leading national precedent" for such cases was created in 1869 by the North Carolina Supreme Court, which describes the meaning of "engage" when it comes to a disqualifying act of insurrection.

The challengers also asked the board to let them question Cawthorn under oath in a deposition before the regional panel convenes, and to subpoena him and others to obtain documents.

What I liked hearing was that state law says Cawthorn has the burden to "show by a preponderance of the evidence" that he's qualified to run.

It looks like one of Trump's congressional minions will be looking for a new line of work if the state disqualifies him.

As for other Trump candidates running in the midterms, they too may find they're not getting out of the gate to even compete next November.

Monday, January 10, 2022

Joe Manchin: A Two-Faced Man Who Became a God in the Political Universe

Two-faced Janus was an ancient Roman god with one face looking forward, and the other looking back.

Like Janus, Joe Manchin is a two-faced god in the Senate who claims to be a Democrat but caucuses too often with Republicans to believe him.

Unlike Janus whose job was to keep evil spirits out of homes, buildings, shrines, schools and wherever there was a doorway or gate, Manchin is all about closing doorways. Especially by threatening not to vote on key bills like supporting voting rights and Build Back Better bill.  

The Romans thought so much of old two-faced Janus they named the first month of the year January in his honor.

Manchin whose reveling in his temporary deity status is not interested in honor. No month of the year will ever bear his name. His place in history will be ensconced in the political hypocrite's hall of shame.

Like Icarus in Greek mythology who got too close to the sun, Manchin will eventually pay for his political duality someday.

Sunday, January 9, 2022

The Alt-Right Fall Back: Become Catholic and You Can Still Be a Troll But Have God on Your Side

    Nicholas Fuentes' Groyper Army and "America First" 

The last year has been difficult for members of the alt right crowd as they got de-platformed and rounded up for being insurrectionists.

The hunt for traitors has extended into the halls of Congress, and the executive wing, according to the Jan. 6 Select Committee.

Like the white supremacist's movement to reframe their message, a couple of decades ago, Maga morons are trying to get legitimized by finding religion. You may be aware that many evangelicals already support Trump acolytes.

Not so commonly known is the fact that Stop the Steal founder Ali Alexander made a splashy announcement of his conversion to the Catholic Church only days before he helped direct a mob of protestors to the Capitol. 

Several months later, in mid-March, disgraced former Breitbart writer and alt-right star Milo Yiannopoulos told LifeSiteNews that joining the Catholic Church had helped him become "ex-gay."

He has been joined by a number of other far-right figures who have conspicuously intertwined their political advocacy with right-wing Catholicism, including Jack Posobiec, the Pizzagate promoter turned right-wing commentator, and Nicholas Fuentes, the youthful founder of the America First or "groyper" movement, who has built a massive online following. 

Watching the growing political polarization within the world's largest religious denomination, is damning evidence of the far right's efforts to infuse their actions with a spiritual purpose.

The far right is using Catholic imagery as an identity marker to give themselves a sense that what they do is blessed from above.

It's cynical and immoral. But it's happening. Now it's up to the mainstream Catholic Church to purge the political virus infecting their message of love and peace.

Deus vult.

Saturday, January 8, 2022

Goodbye Devin Nunes: No One Is Going to Miss You

No more slinking around The White House and the Halls of Congress for Rep. Devin Nunes. 

His foul stench will no longer pollute Congress because he quit the other day.

Just like that. I feel robbed. His departure should have been more dramatic, like seeing him criminally charged for his Russia coverups and plots with the defeated former president (and world class asshole) to protect Trump from his perch on the House Intelligence Committee.

He's been replaced by Rep. Mike Turner whose taken his position as the new top Republican on the committee.

So why did Nunes quit his job? Did he feel remorse for all of his lies and illegal actions he committed - as yet undiscovered?

I doubt that. For whatever reason he's decided to link his fate to a major loser. He's now the CEO of Trump's new media venture, which by the way, is mired in legal entanglements with a couple of government watchdog agencies.

And get this: Trump's business partner in the sleazy new venture is a Chinese investment firm that has a history of SEC investigations. 

Related: Trump's Social Media Deal is Being Investigated by Regulators

According to Reuters, Wall Street's top financial regulators are investigating Trump's $1.25 billion deal to float his new social media venture on the stock market.

I will take bets about the whole mess ever coming to fruition. Donny's not so good when it comes to start-ups, or any business ventures for that matter.

Reality has never been Nunes strong point. He enjoys being able to disseminate lies and the opportunity to spread more than ever was too tempting to pass up. The money probably cinched the deal.

Republicans were nice about his departure and made-up stories about what good he did as a member of Congress. Privately, most Republicans, including his replacement, were relieved to see the trouble-making asshole exit.

As for the Democrats, they all fondly wished Nunes the worst, while slamming the door on his fat ass!

Friday, January 7, 2022

What's the Path Back to Reality?

Did Alice in Wonderland ever find her way back to the "real" world?

What was the path she took to get there and back to reality?

Inquiring minds in America want to know how to restore the truth over the legions of lies spread around the country like toxic peanut butter by Trump and his minions.

If I recall right, there were a number of paths Alice took in her search for reality while encountering anthropomorphic creatures along the way.

Lewis Carroll's English children's novel was a prime example of the literary nonsense genre that was popular with adults as well as children in 1865.

It's similar to Trump's story (popular with extremist adults and kids) about The Big Lie. 

We've encountered worse creatures than Alice did, however.

For example, instead of taking advise from a giant worm smoking a hookah we have Kevin McCarthy smoking Trump's sausage.

In the book Alice was a guest at a "mad" tea party where she was bombarded with riddles.

Trump's Mad Insurrection Party held on Jan. 6, 2021, wasn't a mystery. It was a pre-planned assault on our democracy. 

At the end of the story Alice gets into an argument with the King and Queen who accused her of stealing tarts. She stands up to the whole deck of cards as they swarm her...and wakes up from the dream.

In the real-world America stood up to a swarm of cult-followers intent on decertifying a duly elected president to install a former president crazy as a the Madhatter.

But it was no dream. It was more like a nightmare. The worst part of this modern story is it's not over yet.

Thursday, January 6, 2022

Jan. 6, A Day of Reckoning: How Embarrassing for the GOP. At Least You'd Think So. But Don't Bet on It

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Okay boys and girls, it's time to see what's happening today... 

Lawmakers from one side of the aisle are going to embarrass the hell out of the other side with a day devoted to outing their attempt to steal the 2020 election.

There's going to be videos of Trump followers swarming over the Capitol like cockroaches on a crusade. 

A cascade of once-concealed texts will be raining down like drops of acid on Republicans retreating to their caves and yachts, and who have vowed an oath of silence regarding Trump's culpability in the coup attempt on Jan. 6.

I know you're disappointed that the former first grifter isn't have his press conference to counter today's activities. But buck up. There's still plenty to see.

Tune in your TV, get out the popcorn and make bets with family and friends about the possibility of a new revelation regarding Trump's obstruction of justice.

Basically, it's not going to be a good day for Trump minions and other spineless supporters in Congress.

Which reminds me. Wouldn't it be nice to see a list of GOP lawmakers complicit in the planning of the attack on the Capitol? 

The extreme right could make trading cards with their names on them and the part they played in the insurrection.

Hint. Gym Jordan and Marjorie Taylor Green will be the hottest cards in the deck.

In what should be a day of shame to Republicans, they will settle into their alternate realities and wait until the storm passes. By Friday they'll emerge more energized and ready to go back to their outrageous lies that threaten our democracy.

There's going to be solemn prayer vigil for those who are into that kind of thing.

I'll tell you what boys and girls, there may be real Republicans in the hinterlands of this nation who are embarrassed at what the party has become. Just don't bet on it.

Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Wanting to Exhale After the First Coup Attempt Failed But Still Facing a Second Assault on America

I want to exhale and know that there won't be another coup attempt by Trump and minions. But's it difficult.

I think millions of Americans are in a trance and unable to deal with this continuing assault against democracy. After being informed for a year of the dangers Trump and his acolytes' pose, people still don't want to think they're real. 

So, they pretend Trump, and his followers aren't busily rigging our electoral system to assure future elections that will favor them. 

Maybe I'm talking about zombies here. The type who stares blankly at events unfolding in front of them and the type who follow orders mindlessly...even if that it means giving up their freedoms in the name of a cult leader who doesn't give a shit about them.

Here we are a year after the insurrection and Trump is still fanning the fires with lies by holding a so-called press conference on the anniversary of the assault on the Capitol.

Meanwhile the Jan. 6 Select Committee will be countering Trump's falsehoods with more evidence of his obstruction of justice and holding a Prayer Vigil for those who died that dark day.

With tensions running high now who's to say what will happen this Jan. 6? Will a former president finally go completely off the deep end and openly declare war on the government?

Sadly, anything is possible during these trying times. 

Monday, January 3, 2022

Members of Congress Ignore Ethic Laws - Why Not? Because They Can

Ethics investigators are up against a Congressional wall that protects members who lie about their involvement in the stock market.

The problem is senators and House members seem to be immune to the laws that hold them accountable for cheating taxpayers and abusing their position in government to get insider information. 

After four years of the Trump regime laughing at The Hatch Act the problem has worsened and no one is interested (or brave enough) to deal with the obvious grift.

New York Times reporter Luke Broadwater explained in a recent interview how some lawmakers are refusing to cooperate with ethics investigations. Over 50 of them have flat out ignored investigators requests for information.

To be clear, and fair, we're talking about Democrats and Republicans and the lasting impact their defiance has on our system of government.

Laws and rules have been bent into pretzels by our lawmakers looting the system for years now.

How many times have you read about a member of Congress under an ethics investigation that stretches out for years and eventually disappears?  

Once in a blue moon a lawmaker may actually be held to account because of overwhelming evidence. They seldom go to jail however and if they do, they're sent to a "country club" masquerading as a prison.

But what can be done about this abuse in Congress? It's a stacked system that only members can rectify. The answer lies in who we elect to represent us.

Candidates for elective office need to be thoroughly vetted (especially their finances and connections to the stock market) before we vote for them. That doesn't happen now, although some try to claim it does.

In this era of big grifts we mustn't ignore what lawmakers are doing behind closed doors to increase their wealth.

Sunday, January 2, 2022

Believe it or not, There's Somewhere on the Planet Where Women Have All the Power

                        Quick observation.

Men are lousy leaders. Every war that breaks out on the planet is attributable to men who don't get along.

Let's face it folks, men don't play nicely with each other or anyone else. Our stupid pride gets us in trouble, and we start measuring penis sizes!

As far as I know that's never led to anything good for the citizens of countries who have to sacrifice their lives over such foolishness.

Men seldom negotiate. They tend to intimidate instead. That's why men should never be ambassadors, let alone leaders of a country.

We're not doing too well right now guys. Putin and Biden are rattling swords and threatening each other. This kind of activity seldom leads to a peaceful resolution.

That's it!

I'm moving to the Bissagos Islands. Why? For one reason they are run by a matriarchal society where woman possess all the power.

That's right. They choose their husbands, propose marriage, build their own homes and run the households.

Look it up. You'll never find a war started by the people of the Bissago Islands. That's because women are better leaders. The proof is in the pudding.

Of the 88 islands, of which just 23 are inhabited, this magical archipelago is situated off the Guinea coast of western Africa.

Imagine it. Living where people can't walk around in public wearing battle gear and toting assault rifles! And where women are truly in charge of their own bodies and not subserviate to a group of male extremists.

I think it's time we elect a woman to lead the USA on the next go-around in 2024. She certainly couldn't do any worse than her combative male predecessors!

Saturday, January 1, 2022

Welcome to 2022! You Made It

Happy New Year!

How weird was 2021? 

Let's put it this way; it rained down fish on the last day in Texarkana, Texas.

And.

The country survived a coup attempt by one of the two major political parties.

But you made it to 2022!

Now what are you going to do?

I suggest you take efforts to protect your mental health. It's going to be another ugly year with all of the challenges ahead.

You know what they are.

Another year of chaos lies ahead between climate change disasters and politics. A combination of the Apocalypse, Ragnarök, and The End Times.

False prophets will infect the hinterlands and suburbs, and the war between reality and fiction will wage on with little hope of resolution.

The pandemic will continue to stalk rural communities in Red States and the rest of the country because we're so polarized some pick death over life to prove how stupid they are.

Be realistic.

We don't live in Utopia. So, you have to carve out an existence that will get you through the trials and tribulations ahead.

If you don't have one, get a hobby. Choose comedies over dramas. Limit how much news you allow into your space. Stay grounded. JFK is not coming back from the dead and Trump is not the president.

Take comfort in facts and don't let right-wing assholes pull your chain. Wear a mask where necessary. Kiss a loved one at least once a day.

And.

Cultivate your sense of humor.

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