I'm running out of popcorn!
The impeachment drama starring Trump is only in it's second week, and I'm on the last bag of my popcorn stash for the entire year.
What's happened, is I've increased my popcorn consumption recently while watching Trump trying to drag down every segment of our government into his swamp.
I'm going to have to re-stock my popcorn supply at a lousy time because of Trump's stupid tariffs, that are now officially pissing people off.
I've witnessed some of the greatest political dramas of all time, from the impeachments of Nixon and Clinton, to the Iran-Contra scandal under George Herbert Bush's watch.
But the impeachment of Trump is on entirely different level. It's the Super Bowl of Scandals. A lot like watching a sporting event on TV, and hoping the home team wins.
What a glorious political spectacle for this Fall's lineup of TV watching. An ex-reality TV star overreaches his performance as the president of the United States, and is now being indicted for his corruption.
Variations of Trump vs America videos will jump from the mainstream media outlets into the morass of the Internet, where reality can be twisted into an illusion perpetrated by trolls with no souls.
No one knows how this drama is going to end. Will Trump waddle into 2020 still our president, seeking re-election?
Will Mike Pence be our next president? Or, will Mike Pence be impeached too?
Are we going to start the New Year off with a woman president - Nancy Pelosi - steering the ship-of-state into a general election?
Time for me to walk on down the road...