Good Day World!
Until Americans go to the polls in November 2020 to elect a new president, there's going to be a virtual avalanche of campaign bullshit besieging the country.
That's on top of the usual crap that happens daily like dealing with white nationalists, domestic terrorists, an assault on every one's intelligence coming from the White House, the immigration problem on the southern border, NRA lobbyists stifling gun safety laws, homophobia, and racism.
Survival Guide instructions:
How to filter out the campaign crud...
1. Every time you see someone running for the presidency change the channel, the radio station, or turn the page. Simple and effective.
2. Invent a bullshit meter to use during campaign debates. This may be difficult, but think of the rewards! A red light and the amplified sound of a fart would go off every time the speaker lied. Now that's entertainment.
3. Take an extended world tour and return days before the polls open to vote. I realize not everyone can afford this option. The next option is to hole up in your home in front of your TV and watch National Geographic and the Travel Channel for the next 19 months.
If you have any other ideas for this Survival Guide please don't hesitate to share here. It's still open to other options.
Time for me to walk on down the road...
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