Ladies and gentlemen, you are watching world class verbal acrobats perform in Trump's new Three Ring Circus: America First.
Thrills and chills.
Gasp out loud as you following the shifting explanations, deflections, and outright lies...
In the first ring we have reports of Trump's Campaign colluding with the Russians during the election.
Trump Campaign Spoke With Russian Ambassador About Closer Cooperation Five Months Before Election
Trump's Campaign Had repeated Contact With Russian Intelligence before election
The Possible Ties Between Trump and Russia, Explained
In addition, there's also Thump's false accusation that Obama tapped Trump Tower during the election.
House Intelligence Chair Says He Doesn't Believe Trump Tower Was Wiretapped
Spicer: Trump Didn't Mean Wiretapping When He Tweeted About Wiretapping
Trump, Offering No Evidence, Says Obama Tapped His Phones
In the second ring we have Chump's attempt to install a Muslim immigration ban.
Trump Fires Back After Judge Freezes Travel Ban
Trump Travel Ban Dealt Another Blow By A Maryland Judge
Trump Says Judge's Travel Ban Block is 'Unprecedented Overreach' As It Happened
And the third ring is featuring the recently released "America First" Trump budget.
Trump Budget Director Mike Mulvany 'getting the money together to build the wall'
Trump Budget Rolls Out With Proposed Steep Cuts to State, EPA, Most Other Agencies
Winners and Losers In President Trump's Proposed Budget
As far as I can tell Trump's circus is going to be performing for four years, or until the show is cancelled.
Time for me to walk on down the road...