Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Priebus Struggles To Keep Trump From Being Conned By His Own Minions

Good Day World!

If it wasn't for Reince Priebus changing Donny's diapers before he got a chance to share the contents in erratic tweets to America, there would be even more shit-storms than there are right now.

Aides to Trump regularly print out fake news and Internet hoaxes and place them on his desk in the hopes that he will read them, according to an article in Politico.

If it wasn't for Chief-Of-Staff  Priebus 's memo telling aides to quit doing that it could have turned into a constitutional crisis; the world would have known Chump was crazy for sure.

One recent incident involved Deputy National Security Adviser K.T. McFarland printing out a fake Time magazine cover purportedly from the 1970s that predicted a coming Ice Age. 

As Time itself has documented, the cover was doctored as part of a hoax intended to spread misinformation about climate change.

When Hump laid eyes on that article however, he flipped out and claimed the media were hypocrites.

But Priebus was on poop patrol and with the help of other staff members managed to discover it was a hoax, getting to Rump before he could make an ass of himself and tweet about it.

Our president has never been potty-trained and enjoys smearing his shit around in all possible media venues. He delights in causing chaos, clapping his little hands like a satisfied baby.  

Apparently, according to White House insiders who spoke to Politico, his aides often manipulate him to further their own agendas.

Don the Con manipulated? That does it. He's showing signs of dementia. The 4th grade grammar and throwing hissy fits daily play into that possibility.

But being conned by his own minions? Who knew he was so easy? 

The Russians apparently!

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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