And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I am the egg man
They are the egg men
I am the walrus
Goo goo g'joob
- I Am A Walrus by The Beatles
Good Day World!
Donny's Magical Mystery Tour is on.
Our first illegitimate president is busy meeting with world leaders abroad, and here.
How about that "successful meeting" between Trump and the Russian thugs in the Oval Office the other day? Little Donny couldn't restrain himself from boasting.
It's in his DNA, and that's why the FBI, CIA, and the NSA are concerned Donny's a security risk. His advisor, Gen. H.R. McMaster, laughingly reported that Trump wasn't even advised on the sensitive issue he shared with the Ruskies.
And that's supposed to be good, how? There's an intelligence mole who was helping the U.S. out there somewhere cursing Trump's name right now.
The Israeli intelligence community aren't thrilled that Donny Little Hands couldn't keep his trap shut about such sensitive information, and for ratting them out to their good buddies in the Kremlin.
I'm sure Donny has impressed not only Israel, but the rest of the world, with his quick wit and loose lips. Can't you just feel America becoming great again?
Gives me the goosebumps.
The idea that North Korea has a man-baby in charge like us is chilling. I can just see Donnie's stubby fingers fumbling with the nuke codes.
Meanwhile The Magical Mystery Tour will continue to enhance America's standing among world governments. But all trips must come to an end.
If there's no multi-nation nuclear war as a result of Donny's doings, things will have to be sorted out.
American's from TrumpLand may end up being banned from traveling to other countries without extreme vetting, and a promise to spend lots of money (See Trump's son-in-law Jared's Golden Visa scam for inspiration).
I gotta tell ya...it doesn't seem like America's Great Again (whatever the hell that means), but hey! Maybe it's just me.
Time for me to walk on down the road...