Sunday, September 25, 2016

Report on Political Whores: Another Tough Day For 'Lyin' Ted Cruz

Good Day World!

It's never been easy for "Lying Ted" Cruz.

He was once voted "The Most Punchable Face" in America."

Ted's smile is enough to scare kids straight it's so grotesque. That's because the only natural position for his jaw muscles are when he's lying about something.

Ted the Politician

Being a political puppet calls for complete cooperation with the party you sell you soul too.

Teddy however, has been a bad boy more than once. 

For example; there was that little incident of shutting the government down as a congressional freshman, with his Tea Party toadies in tow, back in 2013.

Establishment Republicans scowled but moved on.

It turns out that Donald Trump was right; "Lying Ted" is a loser. So much so, that he decided to endorse Trump for president the other day.

After having his family thrashed by Trump in the public arena, and disrupting the Republican National Convention by not endorsing Trump...Terrible Teddy did a backflip that would have made Simone Biles proud.

What could have made Ted the Cruz change his tune? 

One might as well ask "Where's Waldo?" 

The only thing you can be sure of is the little weasel is getting some kind of political "attaboy" for caving in and proving he has no ethics or morals.

Time for me to walk on down the road...

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